I have never walked into jail empty-handed before, and walked out with a book I started writing, 20 raps I wrote, 10 phone numbers, a roommate and a boyfriend. And I'm never going back again *knock on wood*!
I FUCKING HATE JAIL!!!
Well welcome back, Snooky~
Glad to hear you don't plan on going back to jail either. :3
Wait, you went to jail?
Sooo.... why'd you go to jail?
Quote from: HyperGemerl on Jul 15, 2012 01:20 PM
Sooo.... why'd you go to jail?
i bet its because drugs
How were the showers?
Glad to hear you're out, btw.
You went to jail again?
Quote from: HyperGemerl on Jul 15, 2012 01:20 PM
Sooo.... why'd you go to jail?
Violation of probation. I caught 5 new charges before I even met my probation officer. She wasn't happy.
I got charged with criminal trespassing and violation of a protective order (I went to my old high school to give my ex-gf a birthday present and she snitched on me for being there. FUCK THAT HO)
Then the night before court I got underage consumption, and my friend had left pot in my room so I got charged with that and drug paraphernalia for my rolling papers. IT'S BULLSHIT
Quote from: Miles The Hedgehawk on Jul 15, 2012 02:07 PM
How were the showers?
We did not share showers. This was county jail, not the pen :p
OMG NEVER GO TO JAIL GUYS. Holy shit it sucks in there
Quote from: Snooky on Jul 16, 2012 08:38 AM
This was county jail, not the pen :p
Thought they did that in all jails.
huh
Quote from: TailsLover2010 on Jul 16, 2012 08:49 AM
Thought they did that in all jails.
huh
Nope.
And get this: In the Rutherford (Rutherfuckyou) County Jail, the "yard"/"outdoor rec" is just a big room with a big window. You can never go outside when locked up in Rutherford County ;(
Quote from: Snooky on Jul 16, 2012 08:38 AM
OMG NEVER GO TO JAIL GUYS. Holy shit it sucks in there
Well there goes my summer vacation plans.
Quote from: Snooky on Jul 16, 2012 08:56 AM
Nope.
And get this: In the Rutherford (Rutherfuckyou) County Jail, the "yard"/"outdoor rec" is just a big room with a big window. You can never go outside when locked up in Rutherford County ;(
I don't even think you can go outside anymore in some state's jails.
Too many people breaking out bro.
Quote from: TailsLover2010 on Jul 16, 2012 09:14 AM
I don't even think you can go outside anymore in some state's jails.
Too many people breaking out bro.
Out of the county jails? I doubt it. They have to give outdoor rec, legally. Too bad a room with a big window SOMEHOW counts as being outdoors. wtf.
How long was it?
Quote from: Snooky on Jul 16, 2012 09:19 AM
Out of the county jails? I doubt it. They have to give outdoor rec, legally. Too bad a room with a big window SOMEHOW counts as being outdoors. wtf.
wtf.
Quote from: Snooky on Jul 16, 2012 01:11 PM
68 long and boring days :(
I bet if you farted in front of a cop or something you would have made it to the magical number of 69.
Quote from: Elija2 on Jul 16, 2012 02:36 PM
I bet if you farted in front of a cop or something you would have made it to the magical number of 69.
I think if it was one more day my brain would have melted :(
Did you smuggle any weed in?
Quote from: NazoUN on Jul 20, 2012 06:55 AM
Did you smuggle any weed in?
Don't they check for that kind of stuff?
Quote from: TailsLover2010 on Jul 20, 2012 07:02 AM
Don't they check for that kind of stuff?
Yeah, but the farther up your ass you stuff it the less likely they are to find it.
Quote from: NazoUN on Jul 20, 2012 06:55 AM
Did you smuggle any weed in?
No, I didn't know about the booty method until I was informed by other inmates
Quote from: jkid101094 on Jul 20, 2012 07:03 AM
Yeah, but the farther up your ass you stuff it the less likely they are to find it.
Exactly, if i where to ever go to jail i would bring a shank with me.
also, that just gave me an idea for a new thread.
Quote from: NazoUN on Jul 20, 2012 07:09 AM
Exactly, if i where to ever go to jail i would bring a shank with me.
You would jam a knife up your ass? You're aware you'd probably have to shit it out, right?
This is, of course, coming from someone who never has and never plans to go to prison.
Quote from: NazoUN on Jul 20, 2012 07:09 AM
Exactly, if i where to ever go to jail i would bring a shank with me.
also, that just gave me an idea for a new thread.
Dude, you don't smuggle in a shank, you make it in there
Quote from: Snooky on Jul 20, 2012 06:42 PM
Dude, you don't smuggle in a shank, you make it in there
Well then i would smuggle in an extra bar of soap, just in case i dropped mine.
Quote from: NazoUN on Jul 21, 2012 05:02 AM
Well then i would smuggle in an extra bar of soap, just in case i dropped mine.
Which would be covered in shit and toilet water.
Quote from: jkid101094 on Jul 21, 2012 05:04 AM
Which would be covered in shit and toilet water.
Welcome back. I wanna see the photos though. XD