Just got out of jail!

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TailsLover2010

#15
Jul 16, 2012 11:13 AM
Quote from: Snooky on Jul 16, 2012 09:19 AM
Out of the county jails? I doubt it. They have to give outdoor rec, legally. Too bad a room with a big window SOMEHOW counts as being outdoors. wtf.
wtf.
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Snooky

#16
Jul 16, 2012 01:11 PM
Quote from: NazoUN on Jul 16, 2012 11:05 AM
How long was it?
68 long and boring days :(
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Elija2

#17
Jul 16, 2012 02:36 PM
Quote from: Snooky on Jul 16, 2012 01:11 PM
68 long and boring days :(

I bet if you farted in front of a cop or something you would have made it to the magical number of 69.

Snooky

#18
Jul 17, 2012 08:53 AM
Quote from: Elija2 on Jul 16, 2012 02:36 PM
I bet if you farted in front of a cop or something you would have made it to the magical number of 69.
I think if it was one more day my brain would have melted :(
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Meme Master Flex

#19
Jul 20, 2012 06:55 AM

Did you smuggle any weed in?
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TailsLover2010

#20
Jul 20, 2012 07:02 AM
Quote from: NazoUN on Jul 20, 2012 06:55 AM
Did you smuggle any weed in?

Don't they check for that kind of stuff?
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jkid101094

#21
Jul 20, 2012 07:03 AM
Quote from: TailsLover2010 on Jul 20, 2012 07:02 AM
Don't they check for that kind of stuff?
Yeah, but the farther up your ass you stuff it the less likely they are to find it.
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#22
Jul 20, 2012 07:08 AM
Quote from: NazoUN on Jul 20, 2012 06:55 AM
Did you smuggle any weed in?
No, I didn't know about the booty method until I was informed by other inmates
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#23
Jul 20, 2012 07:09 AM
Quote from: jkid101094 on Jul 20, 2012 07:03 AM
Yeah, but the farther up your ass you stuff it the less likely they are to find it.

Exactly, if i where to ever go to jail i would bring a shank with me.

also, that just gave me an idea for a new thread.
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jkid101094

#24
Jul 20, 2012 07:12 AM
Quote from: NazoUN on Jul 20, 2012 07:09 AM
Exactly, if i where to ever go to jail i would bring a shank with me.
You would jam a knife up your ass? You're aware you'd probably have to shit it out, right?

This is, of course, coming from someone who never has and never plans to go to prison.
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Quote from: DracoDraco:  Saber was my bitch LONG before you heard about her.  I introduced you to FSN, loser.  D<
Oh, and still...
ILU JKIDDD

Says you. She likes me more. D<
And ILU2. o3o
IaFNSW.

Snooky

#25
Jul 20, 2012 06:42 PM
Quote from: NazoUN on Jul 20, 2012 07:09 AM
Exactly, if i where to ever go to jail i would bring a shank with me.

also, that just gave me an idea for a new thread.
Dude, you don't smuggle in a shank, you make it in there
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#26
Jul 21, 2012 05:02 AM
Quote from: Snooky on Jul 20, 2012 06:42 PM
Dude, you don't smuggle in a shank, you make it in there

Well then i would smuggle in an extra bar of soap, just in case i dropped mine.
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jkid101094

#27
Jul 21, 2012 05:04 AM
Quote from: NazoUN on Jul 21, 2012 05:02 AM
Well then i would smuggle in an extra bar of soap, just in case i dropped mine.
Which would be covered in shit and toilet water.
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Quote from: DracoDraco:  Saber was my bitch LONG before you heard about her.  I introduced you to FSN, loser.  D<
Oh, and still...
ILU JKIDDD

Says you. She likes me more. D<
And ILU2. o3o
IaFNSW.

TailsLover2010

#28
Jul 23, 2012 09:50 AM
Quote from: jkid101094 on Jul 21, 2012 05:04 AM
Which would be covered in shit and toilet water.
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SpiritualFlame

#29
Aug 11, 2012 09:14 AM
Welcome back. I wanna see the photos though. XD
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