Just got out of jail!

TailsLover2010 · July 16, 2012, 11:13:07 AM

Quote from: Snooky on July 16, 2012, 09:19:55 AM
Out of the county jails? I doubt it. They have to give outdoor rec, legally. Too bad a room with a big window SOMEHOW counts as being outdoors. wtf.

wtf.

Snooky · July 16, 2012, 01:11:58 PM

Quote from: NazoUN on July 16, 2012, 11:05:51 AM
How long was it?

68 long and boring days

Elija2 · July 16, 2012, 02:36:20 PM

Quote from: Snooky on July 16, 2012, 01:11:58 PM
68 long and boring days

I bet if you farted in front of a cop or something you would have made it to the magical number of 69.

Snooky · July 17, 2012, 08:53:31 AM

Quote from: Elija2 on July 16, 2012, 02:36:20 PM
I bet if you farted in front of a cop or something you would have made it to the magical number of 69.

I think if it was one more day my brain would have melted

Meme Master Flex · July 20, 2012, 06:55:00 AM

Did you smuggle any weed in?

TailsLover2010 · July 20, 2012, 07:02:12 AM

Quote from: NazoUN on July 20, 2012, 06:55:00 AM
Did you smuggle any weed in?

Don't they check for that kind of stuff?

jkid101094 · July 20, 2012, 07:03:46 AM

Quote from: TailsLover2010 on July 20, 2012, 07:02:12 AM
Don't they check for that kind of stuff?

Yeah, but the farther up your ass you stuff it the less likely they are to find it.

Snooky · July 20, 2012, 07:08:23 AM

Quote from: NazoUN on July 20, 2012, 06:55:00 AM
Did you smuggle any weed in?

No, I didn't know about the booty method until I was informed by other inmates

Meme Master Flex · July 20, 2012, 07:09:13 AM

Quote from: jkid101094 on July 20, 2012, 07:03:46 AM
Yeah, but the farther up your ass you stuff it the less likely they are to find it.

Exactly, if i where to ever go to jail i would bring a shank with me.

also, that just gave me an idea for a new thread.

jkid101094 · July 20, 2012, 07:12:12 AM

Quote from: NazoUN on July 20, 2012, 07:09:13 AM
Exactly, if i where to ever go to jail i would bring a shank with me.

You would jam a knife up your ass? You're aware you'd probably have to shit it out, right?

This is, of course, coming from someone who never has and never plans to go to prison.

Snooky · July 20, 2012, 06:42:02 PM

Quote from: NazoUN on July 20, 2012, 07:09:13 AM
Exactly, if i where to ever go to jail i would bring a shank with me.

also, that just gave me an idea for a new thread.

Dude, you don't smuggle in a shank, you make it in there

Meme Master Flex · July 21, 2012, 05:02:57 AM

Quote from: Snooky on July 20, 2012, 06:42:02 PM
Dude, you don't smuggle in a shank, you make it in there

Well then i would smuggle in an extra bar of soap, just in case i dropped mine.

jkid101094 · July 21, 2012, 05:04:02 AM

Quote from: NazoUN on July 21, 2012, 05:02:57 AM
Well then i would smuggle in an extra bar of soap, just in case i dropped mine.

Which would be covered in shit and toilet water.

TailsLover2010 · July 23, 2012, 09:50:13 AM

Quote from: jkid101094 on July 21, 2012, 05:04:02 AM
Which would be covered in shit and toilet water.

SpiritualFlame · August 11, 2012, 09:14:31 AM

Welcome back. I wanna see the photos though. XD