toungue twister!

[rubixwiz]

how much could a wood chuck chuck wood if a wood chuck chucked wood?

[Shadow26]

not for me

[Jordan teh Echidna]

man, i've known this tongue twister for god knows how many years xD

I can say it at pfff...SOO fast =p

[Taz]

how much could a wood chuck chuck wood if a wood chuck chucked wood?

Exactly 30 pounds.

[Shadow26]

Exactly 30 pounds.

ooooooook....

[Jordan teh Echidna]

wait...you done it wrong >:0

it's "how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck would chuck wood?" lol

[Shadow26]

wait...you done it wrong >:0

it's "how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck would chuck wood?" lol

rofl

[NiGHTS]

wait...you done it wrong >:0

it's "how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck would chuck wood?" lol

finally someone else twiged on xD

[Elija2]

Eternal question, but poorly posed. What kind of wood? What age of woodchuck, and of what gender? What, exactly, is the act of 'chucking,' and are woodchucks actually capable (in pure physiological terms) of performing the act?

I've made some of the necessary assumptions, and present data below. These are values averaged over a statistically significant number of middle-age male woodchucks in good health, chucking for a period of 30 minutes (where 'chuck' is defined as "To pat or squeeze fondly or playfully, especially under the chin.")

Wood-type / Wood Volume
Balsa / 15m3
Douglas Fir / 13.6m3
Teak / 10.2m3
Mahogany / 4m3

As you can see, chuckability seems to be inversely related to wood hardness. This is not much of a surprise, since we assume that if a woodchuck is going to pat a block of wood under the chin, it must first shape the wood via chewing so that it has a chin at all.

[Dracoslythe]

Someone's a smartass. 

[HereAndThere]

Eternal question, but poorly posed. What kind of wood? What age of woodchuck, and of what gender? What, exactly, is the act of 'chucking,' and are woodchucks actually capable (in pure physiological terms) of performing the act?

I've made some of the necessary assumptions, and present data below. These are values averaged over a statistically significant number of middle-age male woodchucks in good health, chucking for a period of 30 minutes (where 'chuck' is defined as "To pat or squeeze fondly or playfully, especially under the chin.")

Wood-type / Wood Volume
Balsa / 15m3
Douglas Fir / 13.6m3
Teak / 10.2m3
Mahogany / 4m3

As you can see, chuckability seems to be inversely related to wood hardness. This is not much of a surprise, since we assume that if a woodchuck is going to pat a block of wood under the chin, it must first shape the wood via chewing so that it has a chin at all.

I didn't understand a shit you just said

[Dracoslythe]

WHO'S CHUCKIN' WOOD NOW, BITCHES?

[Shadow26]

WHO'S CHUCKIN' WOOD NOW, BITCHES?

a stampede!GET OUT OF THE WAY!
TAKE THIS!

GO MY PIPLUPS,GO!xD