Lemme tell you a story...

[jkid101094]

Once upon a time in a land far far away Little Boy Blue was fucking Little Red Riding Hood while the wolf ate out her grandma. Meanwhile over the hills and through the woods Mother Goose was enjoying BDSM between the Tin Man and the Wicked Witch of the West. Then all the kings horses and all the kings men went to go gang rape Humpty Dumpy's widowed wife again.

AND THEN THEY ATE HER FOR BREAKFAST...the end.

Moral of the story, kids, only take pills that are subscribed to you. Nothing more...I'm cereal... *shot*

[HereAndThere]

...UHighBro?

[jkid101094]

...UHighBro?

My mommy smoked pot when I was in her tummy. I don't do drugs but I'm naturally high...And all these post-surgery medications help, I guess. *shot*

[HereAndThere]

...So you're high.

[jkid101094]

No, actually I'm not. I'm just tired ol' jkid. jkid is too good for drugs. :3

[HereAndThere]

...UJkidBro?

[jkid101094]

...UJkidBro?

jkid is now an adjetive with two meanings. Fuck yeah.

[Tanassy]

...Permission to laugh, sir/ma'am?

[jkid101094]

...Permission to laugh, sir/ma'am?

Go ahead?...

[Tanassy]

No hang on, it faded.

[jkid101094]

No hang on, it faded.

Well, fuck. This is what drinking Coke and poppin' pills will do to ya.

[Elija2]

maryjkid

[ShadaDX]

What an inspirational story

[gamerdude260]

YOU UNDERSTAND ME PERFECTLY