Lemme tell you a story...

jkid101094 · July 16, 2011, 06:55:50 AM

Once upon a time in a land far far away Little Boy Blue was fucking Little Red Riding Hood while the wolf ate out her grandma. Meanwhile over the hills and through the woods Mother Goose was enjoying BDSM between the Tin Man and the Wicked Witch of the West. Then all the kings horses and all the kings men went to go gang rape Humpty Dumpy's widowed wife again.

AND THEN THEY ATE HER FOR BREAKFAST...the end.

Moral of the story, kids, only take pills that are subscribed to you. Nothing more...I'm cereal... *shot*

HereAndThere · July 16, 2011, 07:00:48 AM

...UHighBro?

jkid101094 · July 16, 2011, 07:05:09 AM

Quote from: jeexx on July 16, 2011, 07:00:48 AM
...UHighBro?

My mommy smoked pot when I was in her tummy. I don't do drugs but I'm naturally high...And all these post-surgery medications help, I guess. *shot*

HereAndThere · July 16, 2011, 07:08:00 AM

...So you're high.

jkid101094 · July 16, 2011, 07:09:28 AM

No, actually I'm not. I'm just tired ol' jkid. jkid is too good for drugs. :3

HereAndThere · July 16, 2011, 07:14:41 AM

...UJkidBro?

jkid101094 · July 16, 2011, 07:17:51 AM

Quote from: jeexx on July 16, 2011, 07:14:41 AM
...UJkidBro?

jkid is now an adjetive with two meanings. Fuck yeah.

Tanassy · July 16, 2011, 07:30:30 AM

...Permission to laugh, sir/ma'am?

jkid101094 · July 16, 2011, 07:31:51 AM

Quote from: Tana~ on July 16, 2011, 07:30:30 AM
...Permission to laugh, sir/ma'am?

Go ahead?...

Tanassy · July 16, 2011, 07:37:17 AM

No hang on, it faded.

jkid101094 · July 16, 2011, 07:39:54 AM

Quote from: Tana~ on July 16, 2011, 07:37:17 AM
No hang on, it faded.

Well, fuck. This is what drinking Coke and poppin' pills will do to ya.

Elija2 · July 16, 2011, 08:13:00 AM

maryjkid

ShadaDX · July 16, 2011, 08:23:37 AM

What an inspirational story

gamerdude260 · July 16, 2011, 06:30:06 PM

YOU UNDERSTAND ME PERFECTLY

Lemme tell you a story...

Elija2