This Needs to be a Pokemon

[jkid101094]

I'm serious.

[Jazz Nova]

I'm serious.

[Hakudamashi]

There needs to be pkmn about groping
After reading the Unova dex, Nintendo has no excuse

[Jazz Nova]

What part of the Unova dex?

[Hakudamashi]

What part of the Unova dex?

From Pokedex 3D
I've been reading the info for the Unova pokemon, and... They're evil
Like, they can kill humans in gruesome ways, like, Chrongyll... or whatever that psychic's name is ability to crush ppls brains
So I'm like, why not make a pokemon on sexual harassment?
They kinda did with Lickitung and Jynx, but now they can push it a step further

[Dracoslythe]

Oh god, Unova's full of monsters.
Like seriously.
If you think about some of the dex entries...
So much for being a kids game.
They're trying to make it "kid friendly" by replacing words, but us older fans can see through that facade.  xD

[jkid101094]

It's an Elephant Squid...you don't think it's cute? >:C

Oh god, Unova's full of monsters.
Like seriously.
If you think about some of the dex entries...
So much for being a kids game.
They're trying to make it "kid friendly" by replacing words, but us older fans can see through that facade.  xD

And Haunter...OH DEAR GOD, HAUNTER. *shudders*

[Dracoslythe]

And Haunter...OH DEAR GOD, HAUNTER. *shudders*

Exactly what I had in mind.
Drains your "life force"

Fuck that shit.
That bitch is killing your ass.

[Tanassy]

Exactly what I had in mind.
Drains your "life force"

Fuck that shit.
That bitch is killing your ass.

Well it's essentially making you a braindead zombie, but okay.

[Hakudamashi]

*ignored*

[jkid101094]

*ignored*

Draco replied to you, in fact, you lead us off topic.

So STFU, PLOX. :3

[Hakudamashi]

Draco replied to you, in fact, you lead us off topic.

So STFU, PLOX. :3

*still waits for a sexual harassment pokemon*

[jkid101094]

*still waits for a sexual harassment pokemon*

Your argument is invalid.

[Hakudamashi]

Your argument is invalid.

It's Kanto dex info says otherwise

[Tanassy]

Your argument is invalid.

+1