This Needs to be a Pokemon

jkid101094 · July 25, 2011, 10:19:32 PM

I'm serious.

Jazz Nova · July 26, 2011, 01:02:33 AM

Quote from: jkid101094 on July 25, 2011, 10:19:32 PM

I'm serious.

Hakudamashi · July 26, 2011, 05:01:31 AM

There needs to be pkmn about groping
After reading the Unova dex, Nintendo has no excuse

Jazz Nova · July 26, 2011, 05:03:01 AM

What part of the Unova dex?

Hakudamashi · July 26, 2011, 05:14:03 AM

Quote from: Jazz Nova on July 26, 2011, 05:03:01 AM
What part of the Unova dex?

From Pokedex 3D
I've been reading the info for the Unova pokemon, and... They're evil
Like, they can kill humans in gruesome ways, like, Chrongyll... or whatever that psychic's name is ability to crush ppls brains
So I'm like, why not make a pokemon on sexual harassment?
They kinda did with Lickitung and Jynx, but now they can push it a step further

Dracoslythe · July 26, 2011, 01:26:25 PM

Oh god, Unova's full of monsters.
Like seriously.
If you think about some of the dex entries...
So much for being a kids game.
They're trying to make it "kid friendly" by replacing words, but us older fans can see through that facade. xD

jkid101094 · July 26, 2011, 01:28:04 PM

Quote from: Jazz Nova on July 26, 2011, 01:02:33 AM

It's an Elephant Squid...you don't think it's cute? >:C

Quote from: Dracoslythe on July 26, 2011, 01:26:25 PM
Oh god, Unova's full of monsters.
Like seriously.
If you think about some of the dex entries...
So much for being a kids game.
They're trying to make it "kid friendly" by replacing words, but us older fans can see through that facade. xD

And Haunter...OH DEAR GOD, HAUNTER. *shudders*

Dracoslythe · July 26, 2011, 01:29:16 PM

Quote from: jkid101094 on July 26, 2011, 01:28:04 PMAnd Haunter...OH DEAR GOD, HAUNTER. *shudders*

Exactly what I had in mind.
Drains your "life force"

Fuck that shit.
That bitch is killing your ass.

Tanassy · July 26, 2011, 01:59:30 PM

Quote from: Dracoslythe on July 26, 2011, 01:29:16 PM
Exactly what I had in mind.
Drains your "life force"

Fuck that shit.
That bitch is killing your ass.

Well it's essentially making you a braindead zombie, but okay.

Hakudamashi · July 26, 2011, 02:17:50 PM

*ignored*

jkid101094 · July 26, 2011, 02:30:41 PM

Quote from: windlessusher on July 26, 2011, 02:17:50 PM
*ignored*

Draco replied to you, in fact, you lead us off topic.

So STFU, PLOX. :3

Hakudamashi · July 26, 2011, 04:18:33 PM

Quote from: jkid101094 on July 26, 2011, 02:30:41 PM
Draco replied to you, in fact, you lead us off topic.

So STFU, PLOX. :3

*still waits for a sexual harassment pokemon*

jkid101094 · July 26, 2011, 04:24:56 PM

Quote from: windlessusher on July 26, 2011, 04:18:33 PM
*still waits for a sexual harassment pokemon*

Your argument is invalid.

Hakudamashi · July 26, 2011, 04:51:31 PM

Quote from: jkid101094 on July 26, 2011, 04:24:56 PM

Your argument is invalid.

It's Kanto dex info says otherwise

Tanassy · July 26, 2011, 04:56:07 PM

Quote from: jkid101094 on July 26, 2011, 04:24:56 PM

Your argument is invalid.

+1