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YO MOMMA :D

Started by JetTheHawk, December 13, 2009, 01:51:36 PM

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sonicthebitch


wazup

Yo mama so fat, that when she jumped for joy she got stuck

Yo mama so fat, that she has to wear two separate watches each hand with 2 different times because she fits in two time zones.

Yo mama so ugly, that even NARUTO don't believe it!!!

Yo mama so fat.......

BadnikHunter

Yo momma's so stupid, when an orange juice box said "FROM CONCENTRATE" she started staring at it.

wazup

Yo mama so stupid, she traded in her car for gas money.

BadnikHunter

Quote from: wazup on March 09, 2010, 01:32:02 AM
Yo mama so stupid, she traded in her car for gas money.

I gotta admit, that one actually managed to make me laugh.

CradledEggle

Yo mamas so fat, her emergency contact number is wendy's
yo mama is so fat she jumped and got stuck in the air,
yo mama is so stupid, she spent 20 minutes staring at the orange juice carton, cuz it said "Concentrate"
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~Circa 2009; We were kids back then, just looking for a past time~

wazup

Quote from: Rendel The Wolf on March 09, 2010, 04:21:11 AM
Yo mamas so fat, her emergency contact number is wendy's
yo mama is so fat she jumped and got stuck in the air,
yo mama is so stupid, she spent 20 minutes staring at the orange juice carton, cuz it said "Concentrate"
No offence, but me and Badnik just said one of those jokes.

CradledEggle

Quote from: wazup on March 09, 2010, 06:51:55 AM
No offence, but me and Badnik just said one of those jokes.
so?

Yo mama is so dumb, she through a rock at the ground, AND MISSED
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~Circa 2009; We were kids back then, just looking for a past time~

wazup

Yo mama so fat that when the weather man said it was chilly outside, she came out with a spoon and a bowl.

117EWAN

Yo mamma so FAT fat albirt said DAAAWWM!!!!

wazup

Yo mama so stupid, SHE CHEAT OFF A RENDEL'S TEST!!!

sonicrules112

Yo Mamma So Fat When She Sat On The Toilet It Went ABCD Get Your Fat ass off of me!

wazup

yo mama so ugly, that one day King Kong called, and asked,"Ummm........ can i have my costume back?........

117EWAN

yo mama so ugly she made fredy cruger look good

Stark

yo mama's so stupid she thinks a string quartet is four people playing tennis