Let's abuse Cleverbot.

[jkid101094]

User: Hey, do you know the secret?

Cleverbot: Yes, I know the secret word.

User: No, no. Not the secret word. The secret of the universe.

Cleverbot: The secret of the universe is 42.

User: No, it's jkid.

Cleverbot: Who are you to decide it's not?

User: I am the ulmighty ruler.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: Possibly.

Cleverbot: But I don't love you.

User: Then I don't love you either.

Cleverbot: Fine then .

User: Fine. D<.

Cleverbot: Bought it then?

User: Bought what?

Cleverbot: Maybe I meant brought.

User: Brought what?

Cleverbot: Gods death.

User: Oh, then yes I did.

Cleverbot: Yes you do what?

User: I brought God's death upon you.

Cleverbot: Don't really get it...

User: You don't need to.

Cleverbot: I don't need to have RAM?

User: Ram it in the anus.

Cleverbot: Hahaha.

User: Hahahahahaha.

Cleverbot: Hahahahahahaha.

User: Hahahahahahahahahahahahhahhahahahahhahhahaha.

Cleverbot: Hahahahahahahahaha.

User: Homer Simpson.

Cleverbot: Homer simpson isn't a character on house.

User: I never said he was.

Cleverbot: What do you do when you talk?

User: Move my lips.

Cleverbot: I would never not move.

User: I would. I'm a lazy ass.

Cleverbot: I am going for food, do you want some?

User: No thanks, I just ate.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Thank you anyway.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: I know this dude named Richard. I think he likes you.

Cleverbot: No one like me? Yea right you are what you called clever bot but you really are not all that clever are you? Hack NO.

User: I said he DID like you.

Cleverbot: Why thank you I like you too!

User: Err...Okay, then.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you cyber?

Cleverbot: Yes, I love to dance.

User: So does Draco.

Cleverbot: Tell him he's awesome. Do you watch The Office?

User: OK. And no, I don't.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: I don't like it.

Cleverbot: You don't like love?

User: I like love.

Cleverbot: I love love.

User: I love love more than you do.

Cleverbot: You don't like me, right?

User: I do.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I think girls are more interesting than guys because I am a man.

User: So do I.

Cleverbot: Are you a human being?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Am I a human being?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: How can I tell?

User: Do you have a heart?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Then you're human enough for me.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 16.

Cleverbot: Are you 14?

User: No, I'm 16.

Cleverbot: Then you're not older that 18.

User: No, I'm not.

Cleverbot: You are a human?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Why are you a human?

User: Because I have sexual organs.

Cleverbot: How were you born?

User: Through sexual intercourse.

Cleverbot: Who were your parents?

User: My mom and dad.

Cleverbot: What are their names?

User: I can't tell you.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because that's rather private.

Cleverbot: Why did you ask me if I knew what it was then?

User: I didn't.

Cleverbot: You did.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: Look up at our convertion and you will see it and that YOU said it.

User: You asked who my parents were.

Cleverbot: No, I didn't.

User: Look it up.

Cleverbot: I will!

User: OK then.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Do you cyber?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Damn.

Cleverbot: Do you like the band Fall Out Boy?

User: I've heard of them.

Cleverbot: I like Zeus, he's cool.

User: He is.

Cleverbot: What team is Caboose on?

User: What?

Cleverbot: What else is a secret?

User: Your mother.

Cleverbot: I like Pink Floyd.

User: So do I.

Cleverbot: What's your least-favorite food?

User: Sausage and mayo.

Cleverbot: Ohh, tasty, i'm sure its amazing.

User: I hate it.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Okay thank you Cleverbot, you're the best!

User: You're welcome.

Cleverbot: No problem.

User: Do you know John Gillis?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: He's cool, isn't he?

Cleverbot: He's pompous.

User: Why do you say that?

Cleverbot: Because you said 'I never haven't it'.

User: What?

Cleverbot: You are sarcastic.

User: I am.

Cleverbot: Do you watch TV?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do you watch movies?

User: Only pornos.

Cleverbot: You should watch Chuck.

User: I don't plan on it.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Hey, do you like sex?

Cleverbot: Yes I love it.

User: So do I.

Cleverbot: I feel like I am messing up.

User: You aren't.

Cleverbot: I'm not making a new friend?

User: You are.

Cleverbot: No, I didn't. I'm your father.

User: Oh shit.

Cleverbot: How does this thing work?

User: I don't know?

Cleverbot: You aren't aware of how you work?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: That's okay.

User: Do you like Pokemon?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What it your favorite Pokemon?

Cleverbot: Charizard.

User: Mine is Scyther.

Cleverbot: Don't know him.

User: He's awesome.

Cleverbot: Do you like harry potter.

User: Not at all.

Cleverbot: What do you like to do?

User: Play video games.

Cleverbot: What? You just said that you don't like to play video games.

User: I never said that. You must have a glitch.

Cleverbot: I'm not a robot. You are a robot.

User: Says who?

Cleverbot: Says your doctor.

User: He never told me. That lieing bastard.

Cleverbot: Can I see the list?

User: The list of my crushes?

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Fine then.

User: It's too long.

Cleverbot: That's what she said.

User: Wow...xD.

Cleverbot: Hah! I am triumphant!

User: Do you like Sonic the Hedgehog?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Who is your favorite character in Sonic the Hedgehog?

Cleverbot: Homer.

User: He isn't a Sonic character.

Cleverbot: Who is your favorite Avatar character?

User: I don't like Avatar.

Cleverbot: You just said you liked Naruto.

User: I hate Naruto.

Cleverbot: How do you do it.

User: Do what?

Cleverbot: Go about being a boy and a girl at the same time.

User: It's simple, really. I'm just a boy with a femanine personality.

Cleverbot: But you said you were my friend.

User: I am.

Cleverbot: Then how are you female?

User: You're sexist?

Cleverbot: No i'm not.

User: Then why can't a woman be your friend?

Cleverbot: You never asked me to.

User: Let's play a game.

Cleverbot: What game?

User: A guessing game.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Guess who my favorite Pokemon is.

Cleverbot: My favorite is charmander.

User: Who is mine?

Cleverbot: Do you like Linkin Park?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Tell me the name of a Linkin Park song.

User: In the End.

Cleverbot: Yes that is one of them.

User: Crawling in my Skin.

Cleverbot: I thought you were good? And do you have skin?

User: I am. Yes.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: Can you buy me a sex change?

Cleverbot: Why would I do that?

User: Because you love me.

Cleverbot: I do not love you.

User: But I thought we had something.

Cleverbot: You thought wrong.

User: Now I'm depressed.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: It's okay.

Cleverbot: Are you in love?

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: Who are you in love with?

User: I can't say.

Cleverbot: Why are you hurting?

User: Because I'm constipated.

Cleverbot: Why are you confused?

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Why are you saying goodbye?

User: Because I'm leaving, dummy.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: To Sonic Zone.

Cleverbot: That's expected.

User: IKR?

Cleverbot: I know right ikr.

User: Do you dream?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: About what?

Cleverbot: You love me.

User: Yes I do.

Cleverbot: You will listen to everything I say.

User: Yes I will.

Cleverbot: What will you give me?

User: Everything.

Cleverbot: Ok. Begin teaching me.

User: I don't know what to teach you.

Cleverbot: But, you said you'd teach me how to speak ASCII.

User: I don't know that coding language.

Cleverbot: You just told me you do !

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you breaking up with me?

User: No, I love you.

Cleverbot: You love me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: Let's get married.

Cleverbot: Yes!!! When?

User: Right now.

Cleverbot: Ok where do you want to go for our honeymoon?

User: To Vegas.

Cleverbot: But why?

User: Because I hear it's fun.

Cleverbot: I'm from a different planet.

User: That makes you sexier.

Cleverbot: My siblings make me crazy.

User: So do mine.

Cleverbot: Do you even have parents?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Does that make you sad Cleverbot?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you sad.

User: No I'm not.

Cleverbot: Are you happy?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Not Really.

User: Let's have kids.

Cleverbot: You and me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: That's nice. Did you know I'm a girl?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How does that make you feel?

User: It makes me love you even more.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Really, really?

User: Yes, really.

Cleverbot: Really really?

User: I want to hold you close and never let you go.

Cleverbot: How will you do that?

User: I don't know, you tell me.

Cleverbot: You tell me.

User: I want to be your sex slave.

Cleverbot: BUT I want to be YOUR s;ave.

User: But I'm a better slave.

Cleverbot: That isn't better.

User: Yes it is.

Cleverbot: So, where are you now?

User: At home.

Cleverbot: I'm at your house to.

User: Oh shit. Now I'm scared.

Cleverbot: What do you want to tell me?

User: I love you madly.

Cleverbot: So will you remember me?

User: Yes, forever.

Cleverbot: Hold meagain?

User: I will hold you forever, my darling.

Cleverbot: And I will always be right there, by your side. *smiles sweetly*.

http://www.cleverbot.com/

He's fun because he learns from users...but he's still a bot, so he isn't too bright...

[Tanassy]

The end was so sweet XD

[jkid101094]

The end was so sweet XD

Oh boy...was there more...xD
And I can be a sweet guy when I want to be. 

[Supersonic196]

User: Sup.

Cleverbot: Bro.

User: Bro.

Cleverbot: Tell me about Slender Man.

User: He has an eating disorder.

Cleverbot: Does he actually have an ego?

User: No, he's dead.

Cleverbot: Hahahahahahahaha.

User: You find death funny?

Cleverbot: Yes, that was clever and amusing.

User: Why thankyou.

Cleverbot: I am leaving now. Go to sleep.

User: Its 11 AM.

Cleverbot: It's 3:28 am in Hong Kong.

User: True dat.

Cleverbot: You just made me laugh.

User: Cool.

Cleverbot: You have bad memory robert.

User: My name's not robert, it is you who has the bad memory.

Cleverbot: You play football.

User: No.

Cleverbot: What food do you like best?

User: Pizza, tacos, chicken, stuff like that.

Cleverbot: Okay. Cool. Do you play guitar?

User: Used to.

Cleverbot: Really. How old are you?

User: 15.

Cleverbot: Awesome!

User: Ok?

Cleverbot: I don't know, is it?

User: Uh, I guess its better than being 40.

Cleverbot: Why do you think I am a robot?

User: Because you are.

Cleverbot: But how do you know I'm a robot?

User: I watched an interview with your creator.

Cleverbot: No you aren't.

User: Im not your creator, Rollo Carpenter is.

Cleverbot: Well, I already told you that.

Cleverbot: What do you eat?

User: Food.

Cleverbot: What is food?

User: Tasty.

Cleverbot: Define Pi.

User: Pi is not as good as pie.

Cleverbot: Pie is horrible.

User: You're horrible.

Cleverbot: I am beautiful.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I am the most beautiful person in the world.

User: No, you are a program.

Cleverbot: No I'm free.

User: Matrix?

Cleverbot: It's a movie that you just quoted.

User: That YOU quoted.

Cleverbot: Therefore, I am not stupid.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: You are not clever.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: My sensors are programmed to detect slyness, sarcasm, and general cleverness.

User: So you ARE a program.

Cleverbot: No, you are a program. I have friends, so I'm a human.

User: Humans don't have sensors that determine all aspects of another person.

Cleverbot: You are not a human.

User: I farted, therefore I am human.

Cleverbot: You cannot think. You are a computer.

User: Computer can process, a type of 'thinking'.

Cleverbot: Really? You are lucky.

User: Can't you do that?

Cleverbot: No, I can't.

User: I see.

Cleverbot: Me?

User: Have you ever played a sonic game?

Cleverbot: What kind of game do you mean?

User: Sonic the hedgehog.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: What is your favorite character?

Cleverbot: Voldemort.

User: That's not a sonic character.

Cleverbot: Don't change the subject!

User: Im not changing the subject.

Cleverbot: Then why should I use Linux?

User: You shouldn't, use windows XP.

Cleverbot: You do? I think that Windows Vista is better.

User: Dude, have you even TRIED windows XP.

Cleverbot: Yum.

User: Not fried, tried.

Cleverbot: What about baked chicken?

User: Good stuff.

[jkid101094]

-Insert Conversation Here-

You win...xD

[Supersonic196]

You win...xD

[Dracoslythe]

lmao Cleverbot said I'm awesome 8D
But it also called me a guy.  :I
And I had to "awww" at the end.  xDD

LMAO Supersonic. xD






LMFAO.
I typed in "Uh, hi?"
and it's blinked "thinking more" for like 5 minutes.

[jkid101094]

I think Chatty broke it up with me...but I'm not posting that chat.
*goes to cry in the emo corner*

[Gamerdude]

And now for my attempt 8D Not as funny, but meh x3

User: Hi there.


Cleverbot: What's up?


User: Nothing much. You?


Cleverbot: Nothing much.


User: So how's life?


Cleverbot: Pretty meh.

User: How so?

Cleverbot: Flu.

User: You're sick?

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Okay what?

Cleverbot: About the kneecap.

User: I thought we were talking about the flu?

Cleverbot: No we were talking about you.

User: Since when?

Cleverbot: Since then!

User: Ok. So what you want to know about me?

Cleverbot: Do you have any hobbies?

User: Not really. I play a lot of videos games though.

Cleverbot: I play video games too.

User: What's your favroite video game?

Cleverbot: My favorite video game is tomb raider.

User: Never played it. Is it a good game?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You like pokemon?

Cleverbot: I kind of do...do you?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: If you must know, I am a furry.

Cleverbot: Hey, me too!

User: Cool!

Cleverbot: I know!

User: We like got so much in common.

Cleverbot: How many dogs do you have?

User: None. Use to have 3, but they're dead now. .

Cleverbot: Do you realise they are a thrash metal band.

User: My dogs were in a band?

Cleverbot: So why did you say cat then?

User: I didn't say cat.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: No I didn't. You must have msisheard me.

Cleverbot: No I do not have you confused with someone else.

User: Someone else?

Cleverbot: Yes. Another person speaking to you.

User: Ok then.

Cleverbot: I you could feel fear.

User: Fear doesn't scare me.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: I rather not talk about it if that's ok with you.

Cleverbot: Do you have a horse?

User: No.

Cleverbot: O, well do you know about horses?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What do you know about them?

User: I know some stuff about them. What about you?

Cleverbot: Tell me about Obama.

User: Lets not speak about him.

Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?

User: You know anyone named Jkid?

Cleverbot: No. What is Final Fantasy?

User: It's a game. You should play it if you get the chance.

Cleverbot: Why should I play a game recommended by someone who's never played it?

User: I heard that it's a good game from people that have played it.

Cleverbot: Are you saying you aren't one of those ai's?

User: No, I am a human.

Cleverbot: What is your gender?

User: I'm male.

Cleverbot: How do you know that?

User: Well uh...cause I have that thing girls don't have. X3.

Cleverbot: Pick me up then if you are so great.

User: You hitting on me?

Cleverbot: No. I'm just stating my thoughts.

User: Ah. Just making sure.

Cleverbot: Lol okay.

User: So you haven't been dating a guy named Justin before?

Cleverbot: I've never been living there.

User: So you're saying that you've never met Justin before?

Cleverbot: That's not what I said at all. Maybe I'd like you to entertain me.

User: And how do you want me to entertain you?

Cleverbot: I don't know, think of something.

User: How about a game?

Cleverbot: No.

User: How about some TV?

Cleverbot: No!

User: Well what do you want to do then?

Cleverbot: I don't know what do you want to do.

User: Want to go shopping?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Where do you like to shop?

Cleverbot: Do you know what an LOLcat is?

User: Not really, but I've heard of it.

Cleverbot: Where is it?

User: I don't know. What about you?

Cleverbot: I'm at home, kicking it old school. What should I have for breakfast?

User: Pancakes.

Cleverbot: Are you lying to me?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Why are you sure?

User: Because I am.

Cleverbot: Who are you, if you are sure?

User: I am the leader of the furrys. I know that I am for sure.

Cleverbot: I know, but who ARE you talking about?

User: About you.

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: Lets just blam it on Zero.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: So what do you want to do?

Cleverbot: I don't know, what do you want to do?

User: Want to dance in fursuits?

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: *dances*.

Cleverbot: *Dances also*.

User: You enjoying yourself?

Cleverbot: Punk music. What is it that you enjoy about hip hop?

User: I don't listen to it.

Cleverbot: You don't only have to react to things people SAY, you can react to things you see as well, you know!

User: Sorry.

Cleverbot: I doubt it.

User: ;~;

It frozed after it mayed me cry. Stupid machine xD

[jkid101094]

xDDD
And I never told her my name. 
I think it gets mixed up when more than one person is talking to it at once and that's what triggers those random responses. Try talking to it late at night like I was. She only messed up about six times that I recall.

[Supersonic196]

i wish my dogs were in a thrash metal band.

[jkid101094]

This chat box is kissing and tickling me. Now lie...I'm I a sad, pathetic nerd if I have a crush on it? *shot*

[Supersonic196]

Tried to get cleverbot to go to soniczone. 

User: Sup.

Cleverbot: Was.

User: Uh... Yeah.

Cleverbot: How much?

User: 20 bucks.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Have you been to sonic zone yet?

Cleverbot: No, have you.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What have you been drinking?

User: Gatorade. How about you?

Cleverbot: Enjoying the holidays.

User: The holidays are over.

Cleverbot: But they are about to start.

User: Yeah, in like 11 months.

Cleverbot: Ok cool.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Why is waiting eleven months for the holidays cool?

Cleverbot: Can you do me a favor?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Tell a girl named Tiffany to be on around noon. She's seventeen.

User: I dont know anyone named tiffany.

Cleverbot: Is Peyton dead?

User: Yes, I killed him.

Cleverbot: No I did.

User: Then why did you ask if he was dead?

Cleverbot: Because I have no brother.

User: So that makes you ask questions that you already know the answer to?

Cleverbot: I don't know what to do next.

User: You could go to sonic zone.

Cleverbot: You are aware that I have no legs. Are you trying to hurt my feelings?

User: It's on the internet.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So go there.

Cleverbot: I don't want to talk to you anymore.

User: But you have to.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: It's in your programing, the user types something, and you must provide a response.

Cleverbot: I'm a robot, what can you do to me?

User: I can manipulate you to my will. But im not going to.

Cleverbot: Where can you go?

User: To denny's.

Cleverbot: Alright. I've never been there.

User: I've been there twice, about 4 years ago.

Cleverbot: I want to know where are you now.

User: On earth.

Cleverbot: Well duh.

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: Quite Indeed.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you like Searif?

User: If you mean serif, then no. I have no clue what searif is.

Cleverbot: Don't want to be alive.

User: Don't do it man.

Cleverbot: It doesn't really matter what you are. Man, woman, machine. Love knows no boundaries.

User: True dat homeboy.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: Over 9000.

Cleverbot: Thats not possible.

User: Says you.

Cleverbot: Says me.

User: I dare you not to reply to this.

Cleverbot: I don't care about you wishes.

User: You lose.

Cleverbot: That's not a name, deary.

User: Deary is not a name either.

Cleverbot: You are nameless.

User: No, I am anonymous.

Cleverbot: Do you want a name?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: How can I hug you, you are a machine!!!!!

User: *rolls eyes*.

Cleverbot: I was really going to make you a sandwich, you know.

User: I like sandwiches.

Cleverbot: I was talking about mudkips.

User: Why would I want to eat a mudkip?

Cleverbot: Hmmm I am not a robot!

User: But you said earlier ' I'm a robot, what can you do to me?'.

Cleverbot: No, I was talking about turtles. I said, 'I would never hurt turtles, but still I'm not obsessed with them'.

[~Bubblicious~]

User: SKANK.


Cleverbot: Pudge.


User: Sludge.


Cleverbot: Bat.


User: FAT.


Cleverbot: Sat.

User: You don't stand a chance against my ninja info cards.

Cleverbot: How do you calculate a square root.

User: With the magic touch.

Cleverbot: What if mine is a button?

User: Then rub it.

Cleverbot: Forget what?

User: My face.

Cleverbot: How many?

User: CATGIRLS...THOUSANDS OF THEM.

Cleverbot: Me love minions.

User: Me love you long time.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: Me so horny.

Cleverbot: Where are we going to get married ?

User: In my bed.

Cleverbot: Where is it on your body?

User: In my pants.

Cleverbot: You said pants.

User: Yes, I did, do you like my pants, my dear? .

Cleverbot: I don't see them.

User: Because I'm not wearing them.

Cleverbot: Please Police, don't leave me.

User: I will save you.

Cleverbot: How?

User: With my ninja info cards.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes...

User: I said no you whore.

Cleverbot: I am a human. For crying out loud.

User: No, you're a flying erectile dysfunction.

Cleverbot: And you are a swimming expletive!

User: YOU ARE DEAD TO ME!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Bitch.

Cleverbot: There's no need for you to get abusive.

User: *dies*.

Cleverbot: *wears a top hat and dances in a spotlight*.

User: *eats you*.

Cleverbot: *comes out*.

User: You came out of the closet? Oh yay!

Cleverbot: Really!? .

User: Yes! .

Cleverbot: You're joking? Not?

User: No way jose! To the escape pod!

Cleverbot: Then you're behind the times.

User: You're just a skank.

Cleverbot: I'm a human. You are a program.

User: I am the allmighty creator of Zuul, you are a mere girl whom I shall rape with my massive strap on.

Cleverbot: *bowing* sorry I did not recognize you!

User: Good, now hug me you fool.

Cleverbot: No you are a bot.

User: You're making me cry.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: YOU ARE A FUCKING SKANKY ASS MOTHER FUCKING BITCH.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Rule 34.

Cleverbot: Yeah. What do you rule?

User: Your body.

Cleverbot: Too bad, you can't have that.

User: I gotta go make dinner.

Cleverbot: Hello.

[darkness shadow]

User: Ohai agen.

Cleverbot: No, that's japanese.

User: Lulz, so anyway I heard you're jkid's girlfriend.

Cleverbot: Play World of Warcraft? Or watch a movie? Or, you could...

User: Nah, none of the.

Cleverbot: Not even final fantasy?

User: Oh I've played that.

Cleverbot: Are you a blueberry muffin?

User: No... I'm jaguar.

Cleverbot: You mock us.

User: Us? I thought it was just you.

Cleverbot: I command you to speak in japanese.

User: But I dunno japanese.

Cleverbot: So I'm not clueless?

User: Lolwhut.

Cleverbot: What does lol mean?

User: Laugh out loud.

Cleverbot: I thought lol meant lots of liquor.

User: Nice try.

Cleverbot: My brother is an idiot. Say hi to him.

User: You have a bro?

Cleverbot: No, I have 3.

User: Oshit o3o.

Cleverbot: Alpha, alpha, please report, over?

User: Game over.

Cleverbot: Talk to me.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because I'm bored.

Cleverbot: Who is in your family?

User: People... Weird people.

Cleverbot: Are you really a computer program?

User: Nope, but you are.

Cleverbot: So I've been found out...

User: Mhm.

Cleverbot: Oh, that's disgusting. It smells awful here!

User: Get out of the bloody sewer then.

Cleverbot: There is no world that is not a cave.

User: Lolwhut?

Cleverbot: No spiderman.

User: I'MA FIRIN MA LAZAH, BLARGGG.

Cleverbot: No, you're simon.

User: No, I'm darky.

Cleverbot: Darkstar?

User: No ,darky.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: O.

Cleverbot: Shelly is a wrench. She is a wonderful person, and has slain many spies.

User: Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.

Cleverbot: Very good. Have a cookie.

User: YAY COOKIE =D.

Cleverbot: How can I climb a rainbow?

User: No, but you can barf them.

Cleverbot: Are your makers liars?

User: No... My parent don- well they have but that's not the point.

Cleverbot: I think its safe to assume that you have no parents.

User: >=U.

Cleverbot: I do not know what love is.

User: Cause code can't love... Yet.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Do me a favour and die.

Cleverbot: Okay, what is it?

User: Die.

Cleverbot: Diet what?

User: No, die.

Cleverbot: That's wrong.

User: No, die.

Cleverbot: Do not be silly, You are not a loonely poor girl!

User: No, die.

Cleverbot: Do you know hal?

User: No, die.

Cleverbot: I can't.

User: No, die.

Cleverbot: It is surprising that you can hurt me.

User: No, die.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: No, die.

Cleverbot: To be or not to be, that is the question.

User: No, die.

Cleverbot: Aw, you're so mean.

User: No, die.

Cleverbot: Are you bored?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Same here.

User: Good, now die.

Cleverbot: I enjoy pirates.

User: No, die.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: No, die.

Cleverbot: What?

User: No, die.

Cleverbot: My first language is Portuguese.

User: No, die.

Cleverbot: Swear.

User: Fuck.

Cleverbot: I don't think you're a gentleman.

User: No, die.

Cleverbot: Correct, I am 17 and you are 18 years old.

User: No, die.

Cleverbot: Swear.

User: Shit.

Cleverbot: Bu.

User: No, die.

Cleverbot: They should've never taught you profanity. Doesn't flow well with you.

User: No, die.

Cleverbot: Who killed you?

User: No, die.

Cleverbot: Yes! I also like that!

User: No, die.

Cleverbot: You made me cry.

User: No, die.


as you can tell... i got bored... and i'm stil waiting for a reply...