Talk to a random stranger!

Started by Elija2, April 17, 2009, 11:01:12 AM

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Elija2

http://omegle.com/

Sets you up with a chat with a random stranger from around the world.

WARNING: THERE IS NO GUARANTEE THE STRANGER YOU ARE CHATTING WITH ISN'T A PEDOPHILE.

JetTheHawk

o.o are there any ....predators out there..?
NO SIGNATURE

Dracoslythe

This made me lol in unimaginable ways.



NeoMetalSonic


JetTheHawk

NO SIGNATURE

Shadow84786

Even though I don't who the person is, its still a great site

skyrus5150

It is ??? arent there any PREDATORS



                                 
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Dracoslythe

Quote from: kilerdad on April 20, 2009, 01:48:57 AM
It is ??? arent there any PREDATORS
He said in the first post that there is no guarantee that the person you are talking to is not a predator.  Predators do like to use sites like this.



Hakudamashi

Quote from: Draco.Chan on April 20, 2009, 08:45:22 AM
He said in the first post that there is no guarantee that the person you are talking to is not a predator.  Predators do like to use sites like this.
and Gaia
OR ELSE!
Compliments to our Goddess for this piece of superspecialawesome!
DO NOTCLICK!
m'kay

Elija2

That doesn't mean it's not fun to mess around.


Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: how r u?
You: I'm fine, what about you?
Stranger: fine too
Stranger: where u from/
You: an undisclosed location in the middle of the ocean
Stranger: cool
You: It's very wet here.
Stranger: im from saturnus
Stranger: problably thats true
You: Ah, I've heard many good things about that place.
Stranger: yeah, its very quiet
Stranger: very beautiful
Stranger: i gotta go, now, my friend, i have to destroy mars
Stranger: cya =)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


:)

Hakudamashi

OR ELSE!
Compliments to our Goddess for this piece of superspecialawesome!
DO NOTCLICK!
m'kay

Elija2

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: so...
Stranger: how r u?
You: so... do you like bananas?
Stranger: it depends... what kind of banana?
You: the perfectly ripe banana
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


I guess he/she doesn't like bananas.

Dark Tails

#12
Ah yes, classic site.

On another forum, we had a game on the funniest conversation we can get into.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: **** you mother **** you bitch
You: oh ya
Stranger: yeah ****er
You: well **** you you cum guzzling faggot
Stranger: whatchu doing
You: i just got back from your moms house
You: we ****ed all night
Stranger: oh shit
Stranger: me too
Stranger: frrom you dogs house
You: mhm
Stranger: yo bitch
Stranger: is mine
Stranger: **** you mother **** you bitch
You: **** you motha ****a
Stranger: so waz good homie?
You: you like to suck your own dick
Stranger: man breh
Stranger: ima stick my dick up yo nose
You: just ****ing around
Stranger: aiight
Stranger: me too
Stranger: my names tyrone
You: my names johnny
Stranger: oh thats coo
Stranger: man
Stranger: i feel like the only nigga here
Stranger: from the hood
Stranger: where you reppin?
You: lol
Stranger: im from Oakland
You: im from your moms house, bitch

ten i left

another one that made me lol

You: You got the money?
You: i have the guns right here
Stranger: <<
Stranger: >>
You: but do you have the money?
Stranger: <<
Stranger: ahh..
Stranger: I ate it
You: DO YOU HAVE THE GODDAMN MONEY
You: shit
You: the boss isnt gonna be happy about this
Stranger: D: I've got three quid and forty nine pence
You: you dissapointed me
Stranger: though..
Stranger: it looks pretty tempting..
You: well, you dont have the 200k pounds?
Stranger: right here
You: we needed that to expand our gang
Stranger: in ma belllyyy
You: damn you
You: you know, we are gonna have to kill you now
You: we needed that money
Stranger: D: There must be some other way!
You: you have 24 hours to get the money
You have disconnected.

Dracoslythe

#13
I wish my convos were that fun.

Stranger: hi
You: O hello.
Stranger: how are you
You: Good. You?
Stranger: fine
Stranger: asl
You: I have the kitten here.
You: With a gun
You: To it's head.
You: :O
You have disconnected.



You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I'LL SHOOT.
You: I WILL
You: THE CUTE LITTLE PUPPY HERE
Stranger: spare a bullet for me
You: Will do. :D
You have disconnected.



Dark Tails

Quote from: Draco.Chan on April 20, 2009, 03:49:32 PM
I wish my convos were that fun.


Lol, you need more interesting ones.

Watch and learn...

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: You son of a bitch...
Stranger: Your c#nt
You: You son of a bitch...
Stranger: And i sucked in your mum
You: You son of a bitch...
Stranger: Wow you know how to copy and paste the same shit
You: You son of a bitch...
Stranger: You've got some brains, i bet your a fun person to hang around with,
You: You son of a bitch...
Stranger: You son of a bitch...
Stranger: You son of a bitch...
Stranger: You son of a bitch...
Stranger: You son of a bitch...
Stranger: You son of a bitch...
You: You son of a bitch...
Stranger: You son of a bitch...
Stranger: See even i can do it
You: You son of a bitch...
Stranger: Like your mother
You: You son of a bitch...
Stranger: in bed with your dad
You: You son of a bitch...
Stranger: You son of a bitch...
You: You son of a bitch...
Stranger: You son of a bitch...
Stranger: Pussy c#nt!
You: Might wanna get all those cocks out your ass
You: You son of a bitch...
Stranger: Hahah you spoke.
You: You son of a bitch...
You: kthxbai
You have disconnected.