Elija2's Awesome Group

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[Elija2]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I CHALLENGE YOU TO A XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN.
You: I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE! BUT FURST, YOU MUST ANSWER THIS QUESTION!
You: a/s/l?
Stranger: 16/batman/gotham.
Stranger: HOW ABOUT YOU, MY ADVERSARY?
You: 15/godzilla/tokyo
Stranger: I throw a bat grenade.
You: It's not very effective.
Stranger: I use a Master Ball!
You: Godzilla broke free, for it cannot be contained inside a tiny ball.
Stranger: In my country, Godzilla knows when to behave. >:|
You: Well in my county, Batman doesn't walk around with Pokeballs.
Stranger: Touche.
You: I believe I won this battle of wits.
Stranger: Too bad.
Stranger: I summon
Stranger: EXODIA THE CHOSEN ONE
You: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-
You: Godzilla vs Exodia, that would make an awesome movie.
Stranger: Let's make it.
Stranger: Imagine it:
Stranger: WITH CRITICALLY ACLAIMED DIRECTOR : THE GOD DAMN BATMAN
You: FUCK YEAH! AND GUYS IN RUBBER COSTUMES POSING AS GODZILLA AND EXODIA!
Stranger: Christian Bale as Godzilla.
Stranger: Morgan Freeman as Exodia.
Stranger: "Much like the penguins, you are now imagining Exodia walking around with my voice."
Stranger: If they made a YuGiOh movie with Morgan Freeman as Yugi or whatever, I'd watch it.
Stranger: "Not so fast Kaiba, I activate my trap card."
Stranger: IMAGINE THAT
Stranger: IN HIS VOICE
Stranger: NOW
You: I'M IMAGINING IT!
Stranger: I'M PROUD OF YOU.
You:
You: So...now what?
Stranger: Now we have a staring contest.
Stranger: o________________o
You: FUCK, just when my girlfriend decided to turn on her webcam and pose naked for me.
Stranger: You must make your choice : Winning OR Tits.
You: Fuck it, I'll look at tits on the internet later.
You: Right now, my manly honour needs me! I shall not fail!
You: O________________O
Stranger: O______________________________O;
You: O______________________________________________________________________O
Stranger: O_______________________e
Stranger: o________________e
Stranger: e___________e
Stranger: e________-
Stranger: o________o
Stranger: I DIDNT BLINK
You: YOU ALMOST DID!
Stranger: ?_______________?
You: O______________o
Stranger: ^____________^ KAWAII DESU
You: :3
Stranger: x3
Stranger: beee riiiight baaaaack
You: Alright, but I am currently performing my victory dance.
Stranger: Back. You win.
You: Woohoo! I win and get tits!
You: But all you get is shame.
Stranger: ;____; share the tits?
You: Just go to pornhub or something and enjoy.
Stranger: LINK ME MOTHERFUCKER I DONT HAVE TIME TO TYPE IN A LINK.
You: GODDAMNIT YOU LAZY SON OF A BITCH fine.
You: [link to pornhub]
Stranger: I KNOW THAT I MEANT A SPECIFIC VIDEO. RAGE.
You: GODDAMNIT, WHY DO I HAVE TO FIND THIS SHIT FOR YOU!?
You: I'm gonna link you gay porn on purpose.
Stranger: BECAUSE I LOVE YOU.
Stranger: Not that kind of love. D:
You: Just manly love?
Stranger: Bro-love.
You: Sweet.
You: [link to video on pornhub]
You: There you go. The deed is done.
Stranger: It's gonna be gay porn.
You: It isn't.
Stranger: Sweeeet.
You: I wouldn't lie to you, we're bros.
Stranger: For life.
You: Word.
Stranger: -brofive-
You: Fuck yeah.
Stranger: I didnt wipe off my hand when I gave you that brofive.
You: Oh...gross.
Stranger: Yeah. Sorry.
You: Uhh...no big deal I guess. My hand was already sticking from eating pancakes with syrup.
You: So, how you liking that porn?
Stranger: I watched like four seconds of it.
Stranger: How are you enjoying that porn?
You: I exited out of it after a bit. It started getting boring.
You: It needed more action scenes.
Stranger: Find one with more action scenes.
You: Maybe if I find a war-movie/porno crossover.
Stranger: IVE BEEN HIT, JENKINS
Stranger: That wasn't a bullet.
Stranger: THE JOKE WAS THAT IT WAS HIS CUM.
You: OH SHIT, SON!
You: So, how is life?
Stranger: Good. Going to Canada on Saturday
Stranger: Girl I love lives up there.
Stranger: GONNA FUCK 'ER. B|
You: Damn, your lucky.
You: But funny coincidence, I live in Canada.
Stranger: What part?
You: Ontario.
Stranger: I'm going to BC.
You: Damn, it must be nice there.
Stranger: Thats what I hear.
Stranger: ITS ALSO GONNA BE NICE IN HER PUSSY.
You: AAH, I GET IT! Well good luck with that.
Stranger: I really don't know if I will or not. I'm hoping. :3 I love her lots.
You: Aww, that's sweet. I wish I had a girl to fuck...and love.
Stranger: How old are you, my mate?
You: I'm 15, so maybe too young to fuck, but not too young to love.
Stranger: I like the way you think. Im 16. Legal age of consent up thur. Sadly its 18 down here. I've had the chance to have sex lots with my girlfriends. Never wanted to do it. Felt too young and I didnt love them. but this girl, I have very strong feelings with. and its like gdfganha. Just like gdahadfh. So I think we're both ready. So dont worry, man, it'll come. B]
You: Alright then, you sound like you're ready. Just remember to use a condom.
Stranger: She's already reminded me of that. -high five-
You: -bro five-
You: So you guys are both prepared for it. Have some fun and safe sex!
Stranger: I will. : 3
Stranger: I hope you find a girl soon. I'm sure you will, bro-ham.
You: Yep, I'm sure I will. And some day we'll have sex too.
Stranger: You will.
Stranger: You WILL.
You: YES! I CAN'T LOSE HOPE!
Stranger: YOU WILL GET SOME SWEET LOVE.
Stranger: AND YOU WILL HOLD HER DEEP INTO THE NIGHT.
You: YES! YES I WILL!
You: AND IT WILL BE AWESOME! I WON'T DIE A VIRGIN!
Stranger: YOU WILL NOT!
Stranger: ILL INVITE YOU OVER
Stranger: AND WE CAN DO DOING OUR RESPECTIVE SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Stranger: AND THEN WE CAN GIVE EACHOTHER A BROFIVE
Stranger: IN THE PROCESS
You: FUCK YEAH!
Stranger: The girls will be like >W< and we'll be like B] -brofive-
You: YEAH, I CAN'T WAIT!
Stranger: YEAH OKAY HERE
Stranger: IS MY EMAIL ADDRESS SO WE CAN STILL BE BROS AFTER THIS OMEGLE CHAT
Stranger: [his e-mail] YEAH THATS FUCKING RIGHT MY NAME IS BRADY.
You: I AM ADDING YOU AS WE SPEAK!
Stranger: SWEET STORY BRO.
You: YOU HAVE BEEN ADDED.
Stranger: I AM HAPPY.
Stranger: WHAT IS YOUR NAME, COMRADE?
You: AND IF YOU THOUGHT YOUR NAME WAS WEIRD, MINE WILL MAKE YOU SHIT YOUR PANTS.
You: My name is Eli. Eli Sadaka.
Stranger: MY PANTS
Stranger: THEY ARE FULL OF SHIT.
You: THAT IS GROSS.
Stranger: JUST KIDDING. That is a very unique name.
You: Indeed it is.
You: Well I am sorry to say that I must depart now, but we will converse again in the near future.
Stranger: We will. WE WILL.
Stranger: Laters.
You: Goodbye my friend. Stay awesome.
You have disconnected.



I...love him.


But damn, a bunch of people who I randomly talk to on Omegle are giving me their e-mail. That's cool though, because some of these people are actually cool to talk to.

[xaio]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I CHALLENGE YOU TO A XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN.
You: I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE! BUT FURST, YOU MUST ANSWER THIS QUESTION!
You: a/s/l?
Stranger: 16/batman/gotham.
Stranger: HOW ABOUT YOU, MY ADVERSARY?
You: 15/godzilla/tokyo
Stranger: I throw a bat grenade.
You: It's not very effective.
Stranger: I use a Master Ball!
You: Godzilla broke free, for it cannot be contained inside a tiny ball.
Stranger: In my country, Godzilla knows when to behave. >:|
You: Well in my county, Batman doesn't walk around with Pokeballs.
Stranger: Touche.
You: I believe I won this battle of wits.
Stranger: Too bad.
Stranger: I summon
Stranger: EXODIA THE CHOSEN ONE
You: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-
You: Godzilla vs Exodia, that would make an awesome movie.
Stranger: Let's make it.
Stranger: Imagine it:
Stranger: WITH CRITICALLY ACLAIMED DIRECTOR : THE GOD DAMN BATMAN
You: FUCK YEAH! AND GUYS IN RUBBER COSTUMES POSING AS GODZILLA AND EXODIA!
Stranger: Christian Bale as Godzilla.
Stranger: Morgan Freeman as Exodia.
Stranger: "Much like the penguins, you are now imagining Exodia walking around with my voice."
Stranger: If they made a YuGiOh movie with Morgan Freeman as Yugi or whatever, I'd watch it.
Stranger: "Not so fast Kaiba, I activate my trap card."
Stranger: IMAGINE THAT
Stranger: IN HIS VOICE
Stranger: NOW
You: I'M IMAGINING IT!
Stranger: I'M PROUD OF YOU.
You:
You: So...now what?
Stranger: Now we have a staring contest.
Stranger: o________________o
You: FUCK, just when my girlfriend decided to turn on her webcam and pose naked for me.
Stranger: You must make your choice : Winning OR Tits.
You: Fuck it, I'll look at tits on the internet later.
You: Right now, my manly honour needs me! I shall not fail!
You: O________________O
Stranger: O______________________________O;
You: O______________________________________________________________________O
Stranger: O_______________________e
Stranger: o________________e
Stranger: e___________e
Stranger: e________-
Stranger: o________o
Stranger: I DIDNT BLINK
You: YOU ALMOST DID!
Stranger: ?_______________?
You: O______________o
Stranger: ^____________^ KAWAII DESU
You: :3
Stranger: x3
Stranger: beee riiiight baaaaack
You: Alright, but I am currently performing my victory dance.
Stranger: Back. You win.
You: Woohoo! I win and get tits!
You: But all you get is shame.
Stranger: ;____; share the tits?
You: Just go to pornhub or something and enjoy.
Stranger: LINK ME  I DONT HAVE TIME TO TYPE IN A LINK.
You: GODDAMNIT YOU LAZY SON OF A BITCH fine.
You: [link to pornhub]
Stranger: I KNOW THAT I MEANT A SPECIFIC VIDEO. RAGE.
You: GODDAMNIT, WHY DO I HAVE TO FIND THIS SHIT FOR YOU!?
You: I'm gonna link you gay porn on purpose.
Stranger: BECAUSE I LOVE YOU.
Stranger: Not that kind of love. D:
You: Just manly love?
Stranger: Bro-love.
You: Sweet.
You: [link to video on pornhub]
You: There you go. The deed is done.
Stranger: It's gonna be gay porn.
You: It isn't.
Stranger: Sweeeet.
You: I wouldn't lie to you, we're bros.
Stranger: For life.
You: Word.
Stranger: -brofive-
You: Fuck yeah.
Stranger: I didnt wipe off my hand when I gave you that brofive.
You: Oh...gross.
Stranger: Yeah. Sorry.
You: Uhh...no big deal I guess. My hand was already sticking from eating pancakes with syrup.
You: So, how you liking that porn?
Stranger: I watched like four seconds of it.
Stranger: How are you enjoying that porn?
You: I exited out of it after a bit. It started getting boring.
You: It needed more action scenes.
Stranger: Find one with more action scenes.
You: Maybe if I find a war-movie/porno crossover.
Stranger: IVE BEEN HIT, JENKINS
Stranger: That wasn't a bullet.
Stranger: THE JOKE WAS THAT IT WAS HIS CUM.
You: OH SHIT, SON!
You: So, how is life?
Stranger: Good. Going to Canada on Saturday
Stranger: Girl I love lives up there.
Stranger: GONNA FUCK 'ER. B|
You: Damn, your lucky.
You: But funny coincidence, I live in Canada.
Stranger: What part?
You: Ontario.
Stranger: I'm going to BC.
You: Damn, it must be nice there.
Stranger: Thats what I hear.
Stranger: ITS ALSO GONNA BE NICE IN HER PUSSY.
You: AAH, I GET IT! Well good luck with that.
Stranger: I really don't know if I will or not. I'm hoping. :3 I love her lots.
You: Aww, that's sweet. I wish I had a girl to fuck...and love.
Stranger: How old are you, my mate?
You: I'm 15, so maybe too young to fuck, but not too young to love.
Stranger: I like the way you think. Im 16. Legal age of consent up thur. Sadly its 18 down here. I've had the chance to have sex lots with my girlfriends. Never wanted to do it. Felt too young and I didnt love them. but this girl, I have very strong feelings with. and its like gdfganha. Just like gdahadfh. So I think we're both ready. So dont worry, man, it'll come. B]
You: Alright then, you sound like you're ready. Just remember to use a condom.
Stranger: She's already reminded me of that. -high five-
You: -bro five-
You: So you guys are both prepared for it. Have some fun and safe sex!
Stranger: I will. : 3
Stranger: I hope you find a girl soon. I'm sure you will, bro-ham.
You: Yep, I'm sure I will. And some day we'll have sex too.
Stranger: You will.
Stranger: You WILL.
You: YES! I CAN'T LOSE HOPE!
Stranger: YOU WILL GET SOME SWEET LOVE.
Stranger: AND YOU WILL HOLD HER DEEP INTO THE NIGHT.
You: YES! YES I WILL!
You: AND IT WILL BE AWESOME! I WON'T DIE A VIRGIN!
Stranger: YOU WILL NOT!
Stranger: ILL INVITE YOU OVER
Stranger: AND WE CAN DO DOING OUR RESPECTIVE SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Stranger: AND THEN WE CAN GIVE EACHOTHER A BROFIVE
Stranger: IN THE PROCESS
You: FUCK YEAH!
Stranger: The girls will be like >W< and we'll be like B] -brofive-
You: YEAH, I CAN'T WAIT!
Stranger: YEAH OKAY HERE
Stranger: IS MY EMAIL ADDRESS SO WE CAN STILL BE BROS AFTER THIS OMEGLE CHAT
Stranger: [his e-mail] YEAH THATS FUCKING RIGHT MY NAME IS BRADY.
You: I AM ADDING YOU AS WE SPEAK!
Stranger: SWEET STORY BRO.
You: YOU HAVE BEEN ADDED.
Stranger: I AM HAPPY.
Stranger: WHAT IS YOUR NAME, COMRADE?
You: AND IF YOU THOUGHT YOUR NAME WAS WEIRD, MINE WILL MAKE YOU SHIT YOUR PANTS.
You: My name is Eli. Eli Sadaka.
Stranger: MY PANTS
Stranger: THEY ARE FULL OF SHIT.
You: THAT IS GROSS.
Stranger: JUST KIDDING. That is a very unique name.
You: Indeed it is.
You: Well I am sorry to say that I must depart now, but we will converse again in the near future.
Stranger: We will. WE WILL.
Stranger: Laters.
You: Goodbye my friend. Stay awesome.
You have disconnected.



I...love him.


But damn, a bunch of people who I randomly talk to on Omegle are giving me their e-mail. That's cool though, because some of these people are actually cool to talk to.

my favorite part was the one about sex X3 XD

BAMP SO MY FAVE TOPIC DOESN'T DIE BIATCH!

[Dracoslythe]

taht was amazing Eli
I WANT A LINK TO PORNHUB.  >:C

[xaio]

taht was amazing Eli
I WANT A LINK TO GAYPORN.  >:C

O____________________________________________________O (staring contest)

[Dracoslythe]

O____________________________________________________O (staring contest)

*no comment*  lol i'd be a hypocrite if I said anything about gay porn.
But yes.  Porn is amazing. 

[xaio]

*no comment*  lol i'd be a hypocrite if I said anything about gay porn.
But yes.  Porn is amazing. 

i know!!!





wait... wut??...... nvm...

[Dracoslythe]

i know!!!





wait... wut??...... nvm...

Well, some of my friends are gay, and if I made any comment against gay porn, that wouldn't be nice.  >:C

[ChaosDazer]

I can't believe this group is still going.

[Dracoslythe]

it's one of the best

[ChaosDazer]

it's one of the best

I bet this is the group that stole the love >:[

[Dracoslythe]

I bet this is the group that stole the love >:[

Well I stole the love and I am in this group, apparently.  So yes.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have mexican food to make.  (:

[ChaosDazer]

Ohh, I'm on to you.

[Dracoslythe]

Ohh, I'm on to you.

oh you are?
btw, that mexican food was amazing.

[ChaosDazer]

Indian food is the shizz.

I haven't tried much Mexican.