Anyone participating in this has to do one thing: Say something that sounds perverted but isnt... And you can't repeat an earlier saying.
OKGO!
I caught someone sucking a lollipop the other day :p
I just LOVE sausages!
Masticating
Quote from: supersonic312 on Jul 6, 2011 09:19 AM
BOOBIES :D :D
you sir failed on the rules. thankyou.
I will penetrate this wall with my drill
Let's spend some time together in my interrogation cell.
the dragon was tamed, now it can enter back in the cave
This rod is so hard and firm
fooly...
coolly...
Sucking on a cheery.
Hey, I didn't know boys felt like this inside.
Ah. Don't touch me there from behind.
What are you waiting for? Hurry up and pop it.
If I rush, it won't pop. Go slow.
Quote from: TheGameNinja on Jul 6, 2011 12:38 PM
Hey, I didn't know boys felt like this inside.
Ah. Don't touch me there from behind.
What are you waiting for? Hurry up and pop it.
If I rush, it won't pop. Go slow.
I swear i'll be impressed if someone beats this.
I'm not in yet
its so nasty.....stop,stop,stop
Someone has to touch it ...and feel it.
Stuff it in there somewhere, dammit
my pen leaks everytime i see you.
This is fun. We should do this all the time.
give me your hand and hold this for me.
How much grapes can you shove in your mouth?
Quote from: supersonic312 on Jul 6, 2011 01:28 PM
i want to go out with xkhay ;) ;)
..uhh...
I'm 11. You change your mind now
Come on! Hurry up and place it in! That cork won't put itself in ya know!
PROTECT ME. I BEG OF YOU. PLEASE. I'LL DO ANYTHING..no offense.
I can't take it anymore!
Would you hurry up?
...uh, is that all there is?
Go faster!
I love how it tastes
Hey, get back in here! Since when did I tell you that you can leave the room!
if you didn't get it.. The mother was yelling at her child to stay in his room. Thus, if it is thought 'wrong' it is a rape scene
I have to wait untill it get's hard to use it
Quote from: supersonic312 on Jul 7, 2011 02:43 AM
what r u talking about ???
something made of cement for example
Quote from: Ioshyriku on Jul 7, 2011 02:41 AM
I have to wait untill it get's hard to use it
Ill wait :3
-shotshotshot-
(putanamehere)"You sure you don't need my help on the job?"
(put another name here)"Dont wait up, this could go all night"
I just got wood.
Master Baiter
My popsicle is better than yours!
Mines longer than yours!
Mine was in your mom's mouth!
/credit to DFX for making that up.
Open up and let me put it in...
Come on! We're alone, and I won't tell anyone.
Now, just let me put the damned thing in.
It's just a thermometer!
Oh god! I don't think thats going to fit inside me!
Just ram it in!
Arrgh, put it in faster!
No, don't put it like that! Take it out and try it again.
Forget it. I'll tell you when you get it right. Keep taking it in and out until I say stop...
Fuck it. I'll grab the friggin knife and stab it in myself.
Ohhh! That's fantastic!
Harder! Faster!
Oh my god!
Ahh! You're so good!
Keep doing it like that!
Ohh! Ah! Keep going!
ohh... my back feels fantastic.
That was a great massauge (spelled wrong).
Quote from: Jazz Nova on Jul 7, 2011 07:50 AM
Ohhh! That's fantastic!
Harder! Faster!
Oh my god!
Ahh! You're so good!
Keep doing it like that!
Ohh! Ah! Keep going!
ohh... my back feels fantastic.
That was a great massage (spelled wrong).
:3
Doesn't it feel good? It's our first time. We should of rode a pony together a long time ago.
/weak
Quote from: xKáyáh'sCátpirèty on Jul 7, 2011 07:55 AM
:3
Doesn't it feel good? It's our first time. We should of rode a pony together a long time ago.
/weak
Let me rephrase that
Quote from: xKáyáh'sCátpirèty on Jul 7, 2011 07:55 AM
:3
Doesn't it feel good? It's our first time. We should of rode together a long time ago.
It's so magical... I'm amazed.
You can go so fast.
Like I said, we should have rode horses together a long time ago.
better, no?
Quote from: Jazz Nova on Jul 7, 2011 07:57 AM
Let me rephrase that
better, no?
That is better.
Thankyouvermuchies.
Let's play leapfrog in my room!
I just came
I have a pet booby. Wanna pet it?
Its hard because it likes you
Touch it just like that
(http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/halolz-dot-com-pokemon-blackwhite-canisqueezethem-comic.gif)
Your pussy is so nice and soft
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPwhMoQBg_8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPwhMoQBg_8)
Quote from: supersonic312 on Jul 8, 2011 08:31 AM
OMG jazz did u make that
surprisingly enough..that's pervy if you think hard. xDDDD
Keep your beauty dear, we'll need it for the camera.
Squeezing against Xkay in a box. Not fun -shot-
Quote from: Rockout909 on Jul 8, 2011 09:11 AM
Squeezing against Xkay in a box. Not fun -shot-
YOU SAID YOU LOVED IT, DAMNIT! Now Ill get a rape charge :/
My job is blowing balloons at kids' parties.
Quote from: xKáyáh'sCátpirèty on Jul 8, 2011 09:17 AM
YOU SAID YOU LOVED IT, DAMNIT! Now Ill get a rape charge :/
My job is blowing balloons at kids' parties.
No the other time in the box, the one we didnt hide in D:
Quote from: Rockout909 on Jul 8, 2011 09:21 AM
No the other time in the box, the one we didnt hide in D:
oh that.. you saying I fail at my job?
When will it ever get hardened?
/actual reply to a post on another page. -winkwink-
No the third time, when the box fell on us, and it locked shut, and we were all tangled as though it was twister... that time
Quote from: xKáyáh'sCátpirèty on Jul 8, 2011 09:24 AM
When will it ever get hardened?
/actual reply to a post on another page. -winkwink-
Which page? -shot-
Quote from: Rockout909 on Jul 8, 2011 09:25 AM
No the third time, when the box fell on us, and it locked shut, and we were all tangled as though it was twister... that timeWhich page? -shot-
Oh..twister? That was really fun. Especially that long slimy thing. It tasted great!
and the post is 1 page back..
Wanna play again?
As long as its normal twister and not box twister, agreed? And ya, i guess that hollow slimy thing was good...
Quote from: Rockout909 on Jul 8, 2011 09:31 AM
As long as its normal twister and not box twister, agreed? And ya, i guess that hollow slimy thing was good...
WAIT A MINUTE..YOUR DISCOSTICK IS..HOLLOW? OH FUCK.
I have a pole in my house. Wanna watch me use it? It'll be fun. Trust me.
Quote from: xKáyáh'sCátpirèty on Jul 8, 2011 09:38 AM
WAIT A MINUTE..YOUR DISCOSTICK IS..HOLLOW? OH FUCK.
No i was talking bout yours DX
Quote from: xKáyáh'sCátpirèty on Jul 8, 2011 09:38 AM
I have a pole in my house. Wanna watch me use it? It'll be fun. Trust me.
Are you offering? Cause i could go for a little action~
I gave myself a blowjob. Oh god..
Take my offer, and it comes with a blanket for your new mattress.
CALL NOW!
1-678-999-8212
Quote from: xKáyáh'sCátpirèty on Jul 8, 2011 09:46 AM
I gave myself a blowjob. Oh god..
Take my offer, and it comes with a blanket for your new mattress.
CALL NOW!
1-678-999-8212
No you gave it to me, i just gave you something back ;)
And oh yay, but... is that number a landline?
Quote from: Rockout909 on Jul 8, 2011 09:47 AM
No you gave it to me, i just gave you something back ;)
And oh yay, but... is that number a landline?
Its Soulja Boy's number (or fanline number) and it's mentioned in Kiss Me thru the Phone
Oh, thank goodness. but it wasn't hardened, which made me sad.
We were released from the box the second we started, thats why :l Try again later?
Quote from: Rockout909 on Jul 8, 2011 09:59 AM
We were released from the box the second we started, thats why :l Try again later?
oh yeah. We got yelled at by the cops...cause incest.
Let's do it at night again. This time we shouldn't get caught playing some games.
But no box, i see the cops looking in boxes. Hide in a barrel? Giant Jug?
Quote from: Rockout909 on Jul 8, 2011 10:03 AM
But no box, i see the cops looking in boxes. Hide in a barrel? Giant Jug?
The trashcan. Take it out and then we'll hide there. It's more crammed so it's better.
Pop goes the weasel.
But arent you worried about the smell?
Oh right, bring some air freshener. We'll need it.
-licklicklick-
This Popsicle tastes like snozberries.
We arent in the can yet... you sure? Its a very tight squeeze -trying to fit-
Isn't this milk delicious my lady? it's from the people that built this tower and it's two domes.
i just farted
Quote from: tails prower on Jul 8, 2011 10:42 AM
i just farted
Thats gross, not perverted. i'd -1 you but i cant mess around with karma yet.
Quote from: Ioshyriku on Jul 8, 2011 10:18 AM
Isn't this milk delicious my lady? it's from the people that built this tower and it's two domes.
Its very delicious. :3
I want it all over my face. Just rub the cream like that..ohyes.
now put the cucumber slices on my eyes and let me rest.
Quote from: xKáyáh'sCátpirèty on Jul 8, 2011 10:51 AM
Its very delicious. :3
I want it all over my face. Just rub the cream like that..ohyes.
now put the cucumber slices on my eyes and let me rest.
Shes mine :p Ima just wait for her to sleep before i move her ;p
Oh...um..it's not what you think..
-tranquilized and put to sleep-
Hey, can I use the egg beater?
-takes it up to my room to beat the shiz out of my barbie dolls-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iz5-mF-23Bg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iz5-mF-23Bg)
Quote from: xKáyáh'sCátpirèty on Jul 8, 2011 11:23 AM
Oh...um..it's not what you think..
-tranquilized and put to sleep-
Oh yay :3
Pussy Willow.
(http://img1.fantasticfiction.co.uk/images/h1/h6877.jpg)
Quote from: Rockout909 on Jul 8, 2011 01:24 PM
Oh yay :3
Better do something before it's too late~
Who said i already havent? -twirling a small piece of clothing- ... -shot-
-sees white all over the place-
..I'm pregnant..
Look, there's a mistletoe over there..you know what needs to be done.
Mr Ioshyriku :3 -shot-
Are you sure that white is what you think it is? -has a white paint can near him-
And dear lord will it be that one time where you knee'd me for the mistletoe?
Quote from: Rockout909 on Jul 8, 2011 02:27 PM
Are you sure that white is what you think it is? -has a white paint can near him-
And dear lord will it be that one time where you knee'd me for the mistletoe?
Quote from: xKáyáh'sCátpirèty on Jul 8, 2011 02:08 PM
-sees white all over the place-
..I'm pregnant..
Look, there's a mistletoe over there..you know what needs to be done.
Mr Ioshyriku :3 -shot-
I got lead poisoned...
I want moar milk. I demand it.
If you say sooooooo -hands her a glass-
Well THAT was fun!
-refrain from reusage of a post-
I wanna touch your skin with mah tounge..
mmm..
how did you get it to smell like snozberries? They're fantastic!
-will not be done-
It wasnt all that hard actually, i just had to get some special cream
is it sticky and cottage cheese like, or the one from bed bath and body workshop? :3
Its very sticky... and from a... special source ;3
..we semi broke the rule.
D:
Fuck fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck.
GAME OVER! BUMBUMBUM
2 credits left!
-puts in more coins for more... chances-
Booby cancer.
Pink. and fun. (pms?)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMSzYuOY7H8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMSzYuOY7H8)
Quote from: Rockout909 on Jul 8, 2011 03:07 PM
Pink. and fun. (pms?)
texted :3
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnTTnFuUAZg&playnext=1&list=PLAFB44B8FD20B3FB9 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnTTnFuUAZg&playnext=1&list=PLAFB44B8FD20B3FB9)
Stick.
PMS DX I no have phone while here remember?
fingers.
Nice and tight.
- please don't this is so wrong!
- don't worry I always wanted to experience something illegal
- uhm are you sure it's a good ideea
- of course I did this a lot with other people, it always felt so nice, so let's do it
(after a 2 hours)
- I told you we will get in trouble with this
- ok how should I know there were so many police officers on that road
- you should have checked before we jumped over them at that speed
(yep I got out of ideeas)
Thats why you dont use it all in one go...
Quote from: Rockout909 on Jul 9, 2011 06:12 AM
Thats why you dont use it all in one go...
not that, it was suposed to be loger is just I couldn't think of anything to maken it better
The Squid and the Woman are having some fun being filmed.
Quote from: xKáyáh'sCátpirèty on Jul 9, 2011 06:17 AM
The Squid and the Woman are having some fun being filmed.
Tenticle fun?
Quote from: Rockout909 on Jul 9, 2011 06:18 AM
Tenticle porn
I have 2 speedbags..play with them :3
I'd rather just squeese them for a bit :3
this pipe is harder and harder to control, it's starting to leak
So, what's next?
Spongebob or Fairly Odd Parents?
Are you ready? Bend over, I'm going to show you who is the REAL leap frog master!
oh guys.. the term 'Johnson' is a slang for penis. That can help you make up things..just don't overdo it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCe6NOBUut0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCe6NOBUut0)
Quote from: xKáyáh'sCátpirèty on Jul 9, 2011 12:08 PM
oh guys.. the term 'Johnson' is a slang for penis. That can help you make up things..just don't overdo it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCe6NOBUut0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCe6NOBUut0)
oh man I wanted to post that
sorry D:
(http://www.kouponkaren.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/johnsons-baby-log.jpg)
-insert TGN failing here-
Ioshyriku already used that..but I'll take it :P
"Funny you should ask"
LMFAO
-thumpthumpthumpthump-
the beat is great~
step up the pace~
let out your base~
let the music turn out your heart tonight..
cause it's the best it's gonna get tonight. Dance you bastard!
-endshittysongfail-
Can I take a shower with you?
My water bill didn't get through damned pg&e
Quote from: xKáyáh'sCátpirèty on Jul 9, 2011 02:01 PM
Can I take a shower with you?
My water bill didn't get through damned pg&e
No. wait... Yes.
...NIPPLES! -shot-
it all started with a big bang
Quote from: xKáyáh'sCátpirèty on Jul 9, 2011 01:04 PM
Ioshyriku already used that..but I'll take it :P
I used what?
Quote from: Ioshyriku on Jul 9, 2011 09:33 PM
it all started with a big bang I used what?
You know..that pickle from the pickle jar-shotshotshot-
but in all seriousness
The wunder boner commercial.
"My wife would like that"
Mommy, can we play wrestling like you and daddy do? *holds up WWF 2000*
Ugh you bitch push it harder!
Push the control stick harder so it moves faster! >.>
Behold my new and powerfull weapon
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-U0jtr0sS5hg/TeQUTQUPEtI/AAAAAAAAIPs/m72kYUDMC98/s1600/clientLogo_GotMilk.jpg)
Don't be afraid...........I'm a doctor
Lmfao..Family Guy reference.
I wish this show never ends.
granted but -... wait.... silly me this is the wrong topic
The stars they shine so bright..the colours feel so right..
I've never felt like this, I'll keep on running..
no,this wasn't supposed to be granted..I knew that sir. :3
I get in the back, you get in the front, we'll strike at dawn at the same time
-reads a magazine that says playgrrl on it-
Mm, that's some nice fairy playground they offer for my daughter.
I love you guys with all my heart and all but these are beginning to kinda suck. I haven't smiled for a page or two.
I'm running out of ideas to make this fun.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-6pctLOlvs
Quote from: xKáyáh'sCátpirèty on Jul 17, 2011 07:00 PM
I'm running out of ideas to make this fun.
Go watch porn and then play Tetris. I'm sure you'll think of SOMETHING. :P