A pointless game with one rule :p

xSalashawty · July 08, 2011, 09:46:06 AM

I gave myself a blowjob. Oh god..

Take my offer, and it comes with a blanket for your new mattress.

CALL NOW!
1-678-999-8212

Rockout909 · July 08, 2011, 09:47:41 AM

Quote from: xKáyáh'sCátpirèty on July 08, 2011, 09:46:06 AM
I gave myself a blowjob. Oh god..

Take my offer, and it comes with a blanket for your new mattress.

CALL NOW!
1-678-999-8212

No you gave it to me, i just gave you something back

And oh yay, but... is that number a landline?

xSalashawty · July 08, 2011, 09:54:01 AM

Quote from: Rockout909 on July 08, 2011, 09:47:41 AM
No you gave it to me, i just gave you something back
And oh yay, but... is that number a landline?

Its Soulja Boy's number (or fanline number) and it's mentioned in Kiss Me thru the Phone

Oh, thank goodness. but it wasn't hardened, which made me sad.

Rockout909 · July 08, 2011, 09:59:58 AM

We were released from the box the second we started, thats why :l Try again later?

xSalashawty · July 08, 2011, 10:02:07 AM

Quote from: Rockout909 on July 08, 2011, 09:59:58 AM
We were released from the box the second we started, thats why :l Try again later?

oh yeah. We got yelled at by the cops...cause incest.

Let's do it at night again. This time we shouldn't get caught playing some games.

Rockout909 · July 08, 2011, 10:03:21 AM

But no box, i see the cops looking in boxes. Hide in a barrel? Giant Jug?

xSalashawty · July 08, 2011, 10:08:36 AM

Quote from: Rockout909 on July 08, 2011, 10:03:21 AM
But no box, i see the cops looking in boxes. Hide in a barrel? Giant Jug?

The trashcan. Take it out and then we'll hide there. It's more crammed so it's better.

Pop goes the weasel.

Rockout909 · July 08, 2011, 10:09:14 AM

But arent you worried about the smell?

xSalashawty · July 08, 2011, 10:11:52 AM

Oh right, bring some air freshener. We'll need it.

-licklicklick-
This Popsicle tastes like snozberries.

Rockout909 · July 08, 2011, 10:17:38 AM

We arent in the can yet... you sure? Its a very tight squeeze -trying to fit-

Ioshyriku · July 08, 2011, 10:18:03 AM

Isn't this milk delicious my lady? it's from the people that built this tower and it's two domes.

tails prower · July 08, 2011, 10:42:46 AM

i just farted

Rockout909 · July 08, 2011, 10:45:20 AM

Quote from: tails prower on July 08, 2011, 10:42:46 AM
i just farted

Thats gross, not perverted. i'd -1 you but i cant mess around with karma yet.

xSalashawty · July 08, 2011, 10:51:27 AM

Quote from: Ioshyriku on July 08, 2011, 10:18:03 AM
Isn't this milk delicious my lady? it's from the people that built this tower and it's two domes.

Its very delicious. :3

I want it all over my face. Just rub the cream like that..ohyes.
now put the cucumber slices on my eyes and let me rest.

Rockout909 · July 08, 2011, 11:11:10 AM

Quote from: xKáyáh'sCátpirèty on July 08, 2011, 10:51:27 AM
Its very delicious. :3

I want it all over my face. Just rub the cream like that..ohyes.
now put the cucumber slices on my eyes and let me rest.

Shes mine :p Ima just wait for her to sleep before i move her ;p