A pointless game with one rule :p

Started by rockout909, July 06, 2011, 08:27:10 AM

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xSalashawty

I gave myself a blowjob. Oh god..

Take my offer, and it comes with a blanket for your new mattress.

CALL NOW!
1-678-999-8212

Are you lookin' at me fruitcake? I don't need a date.
Click me.

Rockout909

Quote from: xKáyáh'sCátpirèty on July 08, 2011, 09:46:06 AM
I gave myself a blowjob. Oh god..

Take my offer, and it comes with a blanket for your new mattress.

CALL NOW!
1-678-999-8212

No you gave it to me, i just gave you something back ;)
And oh yay, but... is that number a landline?

xSalashawty

Quote from: Rockout909 on July 08, 2011, 09:47:41 AM
No you gave it to me, i just gave you something back ;)
And oh yay, but... is that number a landline?
Its Soulja Boy's number (or fanline number) and it's mentioned in Kiss Me thru the Phone

Oh, thank goodness. but it wasn't hardened, which made me sad.

Are you lookin' at me fruitcake? I don't need a date.
Click me.

Rockout909

We were released from the box the second we started, thats why :l Try again later?

xSalashawty

Quote from: Rockout909 on July 08, 2011, 09:59:58 AM
We were released from the box the second we started, thats why :l Try again later?
oh yeah. We got yelled at by the cops...cause incest.


Let's do it at night again. This time we shouldn't get caught playing some games.

Are you lookin' at me fruitcake? I don't need a date.
Click me.

Rockout909

But no box, i see the cops looking in boxes. Hide in a barrel? Giant Jug?

xSalashawty

Quote from: Rockout909 on July 08, 2011, 10:03:21 AM
But no box, i see the cops looking in boxes. Hide in a barrel? Giant Jug?
The trashcan. Take it out and then we'll hide there. It's more crammed so it's better.

Pop goes the weasel.

Are you lookin' at me fruitcake? I don't need a date.
Click me.


xSalashawty

Oh right, bring some air freshener. We'll need it.


-licklicklick-
This Popsicle tastes like snozberries.

Are you lookin' at me fruitcake? I don't need a date.
Click me.

Rockout909

We arent in the can yet... you sure? Its a very tight squeeze -trying to fit-

Ioshyriku

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Isn't this milk delicious my lady? it's from the people that built this tower and it's two domes.

tails prower



xSalashawty

Quote from: Ioshyriku on July 08, 2011, 10:18:03 AM
Isn't this milk delicious my lady? it's from the people that built this tower and it's two domes.

Its very delicious. :3

I want it all over my face. Just rub the cream like that..ohyes.
now put the cucumber slices on my eyes and let me rest.

Are you lookin' at me fruitcake? I don't need a date.
Click me.

Rockout909

Quote from: xKáyáh'sCátpirèty on July 08, 2011, 10:51:27 AM
Its very delicious. :3

I want it all over my face. Just rub the cream like that..ohyes.
now put the cucumber slices on my eyes and let me rest.

Shes mine :p Ima just wait for her to sleep before i move her ;p