A pointless game with one rule :p

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xSalashawty

#45
Jul 8, 2011 09:46 AM
I gave myself a blowjob. Oh god..

Take my offer, and it comes with a blanket for your new mattress.

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1-678-999-8212
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Rockout909

#46
Jul 8, 2011 09:47 AM
Quote from: xKáyáh'sCátpirèty on Jul  8, 2011 09:46 AM
I gave myself a blowjob. Oh god..

Take my offer, and it comes with a blanket for your new mattress.

CALL NOW!
1-678-999-8212

No you gave it to me, i just gave you something back ;)
And oh yay, but... is that number a landline?

xSalashawty

#47
Jul 8, 2011 09:54 AM
Quote from: Rockout909 on Jul  8, 2011 09:47 AM
No you gave it to me, i just gave you something back ;)
And oh yay, but... is that number a landline?
Its Soulja Boy's number (or fanline number) and it's mentioned in Kiss Me thru the Phone

Oh, thank goodness. but it wasn't hardened, which made me sad.
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#48
Jul 8, 2011 09:59 AM
We were released from the box the second we started, thats why :l Try again later?

xSalashawty

#49
Jul 8, 2011 10:02 AM
Quote from: Rockout909 on Jul  8, 2011 09:59 AM
We were released from the box the second we started, thats why :l Try again later?
oh yeah. We got yelled at by the cops...cause incest.


Let's do it at night again. This time we shouldn't get caught playing some games.
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#50
Jul 8, 2011 10:03 AM
But no box, i see the cops looking in boxes. Hide in a barrel? Giant Jug?

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#51
Jul 8, 2011 10:08 AM
Quote from: Rockout909 on Jul  8, 2011 10:03 AM
But no box, i see the cops looking in boxes. Hide in a barrel? Giant Jug?
The trashcan. Take it out and then we'll hide there. It's more crammed so it's better.

Pop goes the weasel.
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#53
Jul 8, 2011 10:11 AM
Oh right, bring some air freshener. We'll need it.


-licklicklick-
This Popsicle tastes like snozberries.
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#54
Jul 8, 2011 10:17 AM
We arent in the can yet... you sure? Its a very tight squeeze -trying to fit-

Ioshyriku

#55
Jul 8, 2011 10:18 AM Last Edit: Jul 8, 2011 10:35 AM by Ioshyriku
Isn't this milk delicious my lady? it's from the people that built this tower and it's two domes.

tails prower

#56
Jul 8, 2011 10:42 AM
i just farted

Rockout909

#57
Jul 8, 2011 10:45 AM
Quote from: tails prower on Jul  8, 2011 10:42 AM
i just farted

Thats gross, not perverted. i'd -1 you but i cant mess around with karma yet.

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#58
Jul 8, 2011 10:51 AM
Quote from: Ioshyriku on Jul  8, 2011 10:18 AM
Isn't this milk delicious my lady? it's from the people that built this tower and it's two domes.

Its very delicious. :3

I want it all over my face. Just rub the cream like that..ohyes.
now put the cucumber slices on my eyes and let me rest.
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#59
Jul 8, 2011 11:11 AM
Quote from: xKáyáh'sCátpirèty on Jul  8, 2011 10:51 AM
Its very delicious. :3

I want it all over my face. Just rub the cream like that..ohyes.
now put the cucumber slices on my eyes and let me rest.

Shes mine :p Ima just wait for her to sleep before i move her ;p
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