Well, I'm amazed that there isn't already a topic like this.
But yeah. How would you go about getting kicked out of Wal-Mart, or any other superstore (sells pretty much everything. Like a mall compacted into one store)?
1. Go to the drink cooler, pick up a drink, and ask any and every associate you see "does this come in extra large?"
Oh, this looks fun! ;D
Er...um...hm..I got it!
Ask a cleark to use the microphone...uh...thingy...then scream "PINGAS!" into it as loud as you can. :P
Quote from: jkid101094 on Aug 19, 2009 07:36 PM
Oh, this looks fun! ;D
Er...um...hm..I got it!
Ask a cleark to use the microphone...uh...thingy...then scream "PINGAS!" into it as loud as you can. :P
Haha. Nice one.
okay uhm, how about...
Taking the PA system (the microphone thingy) and just saying "This God. You suck." (lol my friend did that one time, and got the cops called on him)
Quote from: Dracoslythe on Aug 19, 2009 07:39 PM
Haha. Nice one.
okay uhm, how about...
Taking the PA system (the microphone thingy) and just saying "This God. You suck." (lol my friend did that one time, and got the cops called on him)
*GASP!*
Jumping in a shopping cart and crashing into shelves...
Hiding in the tuppaware bins (the huge ones that are big enough for a dead body *hinthintwinkwink*) and jumping out to scare random people.
*gasp!* I've run out of ideas...er...stripping naked, painting your self blue, and sneaking around the store stealling underwear?
Quote from: jkid101094 on Aug 19, 2009 07:46 PM
*gasp!* I've run out of ideas...er...stripping naked, painting your self blue, and sneaking around the store stealling underwear?
Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
Set all the alarm clocks to go off in 10-minute intervals
Get on the loud speaker and declare a "Going Out of Business Sale, All Items 99% Off"
Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible'.
Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
Try on bras over your clothes in the middle of the store.
...nuff sed.
Quote from: Dracoslythe on Aug 19, 2009 07:49 PM
Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
Set all the alarm clocks to go off in 10-minute intervals
Get on the loud speaker and declare a "Going Out of Business Sale, All Items 99% Off"
Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible'.
Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
Try on bras over your clothes in the middle of the store.
...nuff sed.
Well I can tell your a rebel. ::)
Quote from: jkid101094 on Aug 19, 2009 07:51 PM
Well I can tell your a rebel. ::)
...rofl
Tape a walkie-talkie to the back of a Barbie doll and say to random people, "I know where you live..."
Dress up in a trench coat & wear sunglasses. Walk up to someone browsing and say "The rooster is in the nest" Wait for a reply. After they finish talking, hand them a cap gun and whisper "use this wisely."
Randomly start putting different size undergarments in peoples carts (this one's fun rofl)
Get a marker & go over all the barcodes with a line then go purchase your items... the person who is serving you will have to enter all the barcodes in by hand
Go up to some of the customers while your carrying a paper bag and say "trick or treat!" and if they don't give you anything, do the sad puppy dog face
Walk up to someone act like you can read their mind & say... sir or madam... don't think that.
Smear ketchup on yourself, lie on your back in the kids aisle, and pretend to be dead
Hold Barbie for ransom
As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner say "BEEP" in a loud voice. Repeat this for every item, and for other customers items
Tie a plushie to one end of a string your ankle to the other end, and run around screaming "HELP! IT'S AFTER ME!"
The llist goes on.
Quote from: Dracoslythe on Aug 19, 2009 07:58 PM
...rofl
Tape a walkie-talkie to the back of a Barbie doll and say to random people, "I know where you live..."
Dress up in a trench coat & wear sunglasses. Walk up to someone browsing and say "The rooster is in the nest" Wait for a reply. After they finish talking, hand them a cap gun and whisper "use this wisely."
Randomly start putting different size undergarments in peoples carts (this one's fun rofl)
Get a marker & go over all the barcodes with a line then go purchase your items... the person who is serving you will have to enter all the barcodes in by hand
Go up to some of the customers while your carrying a paper bag and say "trick or treat!" and if they don't give you anything, do the sad puppy dog face
Walk up to someone act like you can read their mind & say... sir or madam... don't think that.
Smear ketchup on yourself, lie on your back in the kids aisle, and pretend to be dead
Hold Barbie for ransom
As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner say "BEEP" in a loud voice. Repeat this for every item, and for other customers items
Tie a plushie to one end of a string your ankle to the other end, and run around screaming "HELP! IT'S AFTER ME!"
The list goes on.
the one with the BEEP sounds fun 8DDD i might do that ._. just..yeah..im annoying like that..
follow a worker around the store, pokeing them
Take the microphone and start saying some resons you hate the store, or some workers the store has (that seems fun to me..)
and then i have to think for moar
I yelled fuck out loud
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:D
Quote from: JetTheHawk on Aug 20, 2009 04:36 AM
I yelled fuck out loud
Post Merge: August 20, 2009, 08:39:59 AM
:D
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Hmm..
Run through the store saying "IVE JUST ESCAPED!HALP ME!!"
Tell Someone You've just been raped
Grab a bike and ride it through the store
Taking a fake gun and going "THIS IS A F*CKING ROBBERY" then everyone like GASP and then go "jay kay 83"
Pushing a cart down an isle like all fast
Puting a walkie talkie in underwear and saying"i'll make your days orgasmic"
thats all i got right noe XD
Quote from: Rendel The Wolf on Aug 20, 2009 04:41 AM
Hmm..
Run through the store saying "IVE JUST ESCAPED!HALP ME!!"
Tell Someone You've just been raped
Grab a bike and ride it through the store
Taking a fake gun and going "THIS IS A F*CKING ROBBERY" then everyone like GASP and then go "jay kay 83"
Pushing a cart down an isle like all fast
Puting a walkie talkie in underwear and saying"i'll make your days orgasmic"
thats all i got right noe XD
lol i would do the bike thing..cause...i have one 8D
I also flipped the manager off :D
Rofl the underwear one.
Take a boom box, set it in a wide open area, and start breakdancing.
Yell "F*ck you guys...Target is way better!"
Quote from: Super Sonic Boom on Aug 20, 2009 05:07 AM
Yell "F*ck you guys...Target is way better!"
Truthful words have been spoken. xD
Get a bunch of friends together, dress them like zombies, and start doing the "Thriller" dance in the middle of the isles.
:3 we don't have wal-mart XD
hog the elevator :3
i;d get likes some ketchup,and put in a shoe box,so they'll be like.."ketchup...fuck it"
i'd get towels and randomly act like vince saying "hi,its vince with towels,your gonna luv my nuts"
i'd get some random thing and put it in ppls carts.
i'd hide behind a box and be like "buy me...or i'll rape your son"
or if you're a cocky bitch like i am, you come in riding your skateboard fast as hell, performing tricks and saying "Catch me if you can"
OR, go to Customer support asking to put some water on layaway
um....OH,wear clothes that match your skin and run through the store yelling " IT FELL OFF"
How about buying some milk then going outside into a corner then do some dirty noises and spill the milk all over the floor in front of you, then throw the bottle into a bin and get sent out xd
Quote from: Mikey the Echidna on Aug 20, 2009 05:33 AM
How about buying some milk then going outside into a corner then do some dirty noises and spill the milk all over the floor in front of you, then throw the bottle into a bin and get sent out xd
how about,grabbing lotion,and rubbing it on random ppls pants XD
smoke pot in the store
lol wtf ._. no...dont do that i was only kidding
Quote from: Elana-The-hedgehog on Aug 20, 2009 05:50 AM
smoke pot in the store
lol wtf ._. no...dont do that i was only kidding
okay,i did this for real,i got some candy and crunched to powder then i grabbed some paper and made it look alike a cigarette,and i blew and the powder looked like smoke and i got kicked out XD
Quote from: Dracoslythe on Aug 20, 2009 05:09 AM
Get a bunch of friends together, dress them like zombies, and start doing the "Thriller" dance in the middle of the isles.
LMFAO, I need to ive you +1 KARMA for that! ;D
um... you could go into the gun department and ask where the anti-depressants are
and this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9e1alirMhc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9e1alirMhc)
i got banned from walmart :'(
i took a water ballon and throw it at the manger so yeah
Quote from: Proto_Blaze on Aug 20, 2009 06:16 AM
um... you could go into the gun department and ask where the anti-depressants are
and this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9e1alirMhc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9e1alirMhc)
OMG THE VID WAS FUCKING FUNNY im still laughing
ohohoh i once rode around teh abbeycenter (yea you dont know wut that is bitchez) on the cleaning machines and got threw out and banned for liek a few months
umm
go to teh bread isle and grab batons and start having random swordfights showering people in bread my friend did that around belfast
i have a good couple of e'm
1:go up to arandom person an say"wanna haveaparty in my pants tonight?"
2: go to the cashier, and say "I LOVE YOUCLOTHES!! nowgimme them"
3:run around screaming "F*CK THE WORLD B*TCHES* until someone tackles you.
4:say"GOD HAS MADE YOU A SEED OF EVIL!!"until someone tells you to GTFO
5:run up to ppl, and hump their legs, my friend did that, XD it was hilarious.
6:randomly makeout with the closest guy/girl in sight (for guys,i suggest you pick girls, and for girls, i don't care.)
Quote from: xaio on Aug 20, 2009 10:44 AM
i have a good couple of e'm
1:go up to arandom person an say"wanna haveaparty in my pants tonight?"
2: go to the cashier, and say "I LOVE YOUCLOTHES!! nowgimme them"
3:run around screaming "F*CK THE WORLD B*TCHES* until someone tackles you.
4:say"GOD HAS MADE YOU A SEED OF EVIL!!"until someone tells you to GTFO
5:run up to ppl, and hump their legs, my friend did that, XD it was hilarious.
6:randomly makeout with the closest guy/girl in sight (for guys,i suggest you pick girls, and for girls, i don't care.)
lol
MOAR!!!
1: yell out " I ASIAN!! YOU BLACK!! YOU GO JAIL LONG TIME LONG TIME!!!" in walmart, until you get taken away.
2: scream out"WALMART IS THE PLACE FOR D*CK SUCKERS!!"
Huddle in the corner of the electronics department, get in the fetal position, and repeat "the game gods are mad at me..." until someone stops to wonder what you are doing.
Cry because you can't find your mom and when they bring you up to the front to call for her, tell them that she died 5 years ago and want to know if they really can get her to come.
Works really well for teenagers, best for adults, and INCREDIBLY hilarious if you're old.
Quote from: Shadic90 on Aug 20, 2009 01:13 PM
ME LIEKY!
me and my brother did that, but we ran out of the family dollar be4 it was too late!! XD
Well, you can always do this... :D
Warning, EXTREAME (I mean extreame) cursing!
DON'T WATCH IF YOU'RE YOUNGER THAN 14-15 YEARS OLD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bd61LnxqSng (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bd61LnxqSng)
Quote from: Super Sonic Boom on Aug 20, 2009 02:02 PM
Well, you can always do this... :D
Warning, EXTREAME (I mean extreame) cursing!
DON'T WATCH IF YOU'RE YOUNGER THAN 14-15 YEARS OLD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bd61LnxqSng (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bd61LnxqSng)
OHMAIGAHXD i oughtta do that when i get older!!! FOR TEH LULZ!!
You could go in and ask what the difference is between sprite and sierra mist is, and make it difficult by always asking them to be more specific about exact differences.
Quote from: annoyinglad on Aug 20, 2009 02:23 PM
You could go in and ask what the difference is between sprite and sierra mist is, and make it difficult by always asking them to be more specific about exact differences.
you know what? imma do that..
go into a hobby shop (where they sell planes, and model cars,and stuff like that)
and constantly ask why they make gas cars, the ask why they like to polute by USING gas cars, then ask where are the electric cars at, then ask can i have a hug, then ask, can i sleep with your wife/girlfriend, then ask where is the closest mcdonalds/burgerking/wendies, then ask for a cheezburger...they should kick you out at sleep with their wife/girlfriend,but meh, sleep with them anyway.
stick the microphone up your ass
Quote from: Windlessusher on Aug 20, 2009 06:52 PM
stick the microphone up your ass
T___O nasteh *yawns * g'night and g'mornin guys!!! I'M GOIN TEW BED!!
do this lmao:get clothes,and pants and then,go to a bathroom,and like,put clothes like hanging and stuff
or, like,go behind boxes and like pretend to take a nap lol,or,TAKE a nap
or,go around asking for money saying that your mom just left u there.
Quote from: Rendel The Wolf on Aug 21, 2009 03:35 AM
do this lmao:get clothes,and pants and then,go to a bathroom,and like,put clothes like hanging and stuff
or, like,go behind boxes and like pretend to take a nap lol,or,TAKE a nap
or,go around asking for money saying that your mom just left u there.
lmfao she's going shopping and you said you would stay outside, then when you know she left, bring out your cup and start beging
Quote from: Elana-The-hedgehog on Aug 21, 2009 07:40 AM
lmfao she's going shopping and you said you would stay outside, then when you know she left, bring out your cup and start beging
lol yes OR
go into an isle,look at things,then fake a seizure
Quote from: Rendel The Wolf on Aug 21, 2009 07:44 AM
lol yes OR
go into an isle,look at things,then fake a seizure
sue wal-mart and their flashy lights, XD
start throwing items around 8DDD
Quote from: Elana-The-hedgehog on Aug 21, 2009 07:47 AM
sue wal-mart and their flashy lights, XD
start throwing items around 8DDD
OR,like do this *this only happens to me at wal mart* i'll shock ppl,withough knowing,so.i should shock ppl and thry'll get anoyyed but cant do shet 8D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMuxyRbNLFM&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMuxyRbNLFM&feature=related)
imma do this when imma in college!!!
imma say
KEEP YOU HANDS OFF THE WALLS AT ALL COSTS THANK YOU FOR SHOPPING AT WAL MUSH
Quote from: xaio on Aug 21, 2009 09:05 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMuxyRbNLFM&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMuxyRbNLFM&feature=related)
imma do this when imma in college!!!
imma say
KEEP YOU HANDS OFF THE WALLS AT ALL COSTS THANK YOU FOR SHOPPING AT WAL MUSH
OMFG lol
steal something
Here's the easiest way yet, and I can personally guarantee it will work.
1. Go into the store.
2. Find the nearest worker willing to help you.
3. Tell them that you need them to do something for you.
4. Pay them $20 do kick you out, literally or not, it's your choice.
read p0rn in the kids isle
jump on the desks and start air humping
grab the PA and rick roll evryone
run around with a strap-on on your head and yell " IM A UNICORN"
push people down an escalator
cuss out the manager
pull out a water gun and shout "THIS IS A ROBBERY" "PUT ALL YOUR USED CONDOMS IN THE BAG"
ask random people if they dropped the soap (lets see who gets the joke)
break the videogame glass protecting the games and yell THERES A HOBO STEALING GAMES!! and point to a little kid
steal pantys and make a perverted look then go to the cashier and say let me buy these and the onz ur wearing =3
push peoples carts
replace or put in random objects to peoples carts
yell FBI and go to the bra section
need i say moar?